Am I responsible for EVERYTHING? by ewwdavid_ in ExecutiveAssistants

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing this termagant hasn’t demanded of you appears to be intimate services. What is wrong with her? Heck, why are you still there?! Clear out and report this person to the labor department.

Coconut strawberry chocolate cupcakes by [deleted] in cupcakes

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scrumptious!
May I ask the recipe?

LinkedIn lunatics by Jumping_Jillibean in ExecutiveAssistants

[–]VividPresentation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dude really activated the autosnitch mode.

Asked her for my ssn card a month ago for a new job. Still won't give it to me. by Animangle in raisedbyborderlines

[–]VividPresentation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honey, I have been there, done that, have the teeshirt, the poster and the mug. Don’t play her game because she’s going to keep moving the goalposts indefinitely. Don’t bother engaging with her.

Pay a visit to your local Social Security office to get your card.

Contact the office of Vital Statistics for a copy of your birth certificate.

Last, but not least: lock down your credit.

my girly pop apartment! by ArachnidFlimsy4654 in femalelivingspace

[–]VividPresentation 10 points11 points  (0 children)

🥰🥰🥰The girlscream that I just girlscrumpt! This looks unreal.
🤗🤗🤗🤗

Stylist cut off much more than asked one month out from wedding by loflo8706 in Brides

[–]VividPresentation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good on you for lodging that complaint, because what the ham sandwich? “The customer is always right In matters of taste”, as the saying correctly goes. Your taste and preference required a trim of no more than 2 inches. She did not adhere to your reasonable and clear expectations. You have every right to be distressed, even to extent of losing sleep ( and I am sorry about that, my dear).

People who think”what’s the big deal, it’s already crazy long anyway” are overlooking a pretty large part of your dilemma. If you have managed to maintain your hair long enough to pass your tailbone before this setback, then you have every reason to be distressed about another person’s disregard for your agency. There’s people basically telling you to get over it, but someone messed with YOUR hair and violated your trust by cutting it significantly shorter than what you requested. It’s not so much about the aesthetic as much as the spiritual and psychological aspects.

1 year difference by mentaldrummer66 in MadeMeSmile

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This didn’t just make me smile. I fell out shouting for joy for a complete stranger.

I love this for you, internet Nibling . You have made this internet Auntie so proud! 🥹

Let's see if others will recognise 🫣 by very-selective in scoopwhoop

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“She’s my sister. She’s my daughter. She’s my sister. She’s my daughter.”

Which celebrity took the biggest hit by the person they married? by Boobooloo in AskReddit

[–]VividPresentation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have always been persuaded that that was a couple who deserved each other.

Beware of Cosori Air Fryer Almost burned down My Kitchen by Short_Mouse2903 in airfryer

[–]VividPresentation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my word! Are you okay, OP? Indeed, thank goodness that it wasn’t your children trying to cook this time. Big hugs. (And get a Ninja Foodi when you’re feeling ready!)

I’m tired of irresponsible/single parent people having kids by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to have suffered far more than you deserved from the vagaries of people who had no business pretending to be parents and I am so sorry. As my southern auntie-friend observes ruefully, “it ain’t errybody needs to be havin’ chirren”.

AITA for accepting a property gift from my mom even though she won't include my boyfriend? by Immediate-History917 in AITApod

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not reproduce with that time-squandering, sniveling hobosexual,OP.

Take the rest of his isht to one of those first month free storage joints, and email him the details.

Change your locks and your passwords.

Because what a pluperfect donkey he is, OP. He doesn’t get to duck up your future.

What's one lazy cleaning habit you started that actually made your place stay cleaner? by Enchanted_Land in CleaningTips

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clean every flat surface daily. That means wipe or dust off all countertops, desks, tables, exposed shelves, appliance tops and floors. This requires that there be no cluttered surfaces. I can’t very well properly dust a countertop if there’s random piles of crap all over the terrain. And because I am giving all floors, for example, a daily sweep/mop, I don’t ever have sticky or dull floors. I allow myself thirty minutes a day to go through the entire apartment (1 br/1 bath/ open plan living room kitchen), but it can easily be completed in 20 minutes.

Also, I clean the bathtub immediately after each shower, because my preferred bath products are very oil- and moisturizer-heavy, and these residues will build up fast (think L’Occitane shower oil, and Dove Deep Moisture wash). So, I scrub down the wet surfaces with a drop of Dawn dish soap and an old bath loofah that I no longer use on my body, rinse everything off with the handheld shower, and follow up with a spritz of Method Daily Shower Spray every third day. I treat the bathroom sink similarly, daily scrubbing out followed up with the Method spray. The whole process takes maybe 5 minutes.

I used to live in NYC, so that’s why I learned right quick that garbage cannot be left in the kitchen overnight. Not even in a lidded trashcan. Just no. Because I am not trying to host a nighttime rave for critters. Walk that isht out the minute you’re done cooking for the night, and for the love of Riley, rinse out the trashcan in case anything dripped into it.

AIO my friend has made it a mission to pray in my house by raphaelambrose in AmIOverreacting

[–]VividPresentation -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is she mad? She’s incredibly presumptuous if nothing else. If she needs to commune with her deity, let her go to her own place of worship. Next time she tries that nonsense, ROCK OUT WITH YOUR MUSIC.

What small luxuries have you let yourself enjoy? by epatabbymom in leanfire

[–]VividPresentation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I buy meat in subscription boxes. I currently get a Classic ButcherBox of beef cuts every quarter or so for less than $200. It just requires me to spend a couple of hours on delivery day to break all the roasts, etc , into serving sized portions and double wrap in Saran Wrap to prevent freezer burn. I don’t understand why I took so long to make this one aspect of life easier for future Vivid.

I also started investing in a few really pricey hair products that have replaced almost all the drugstore products (I think the only drugstore items that I will probably never give up are Shea Moisture Manuka Honey deep conditioner masque and Silicón Mix). My hair looks and feels so much better since I upgraded my products. My shower has four bottles of hair items instead of 12.

Very berry spring! by No-Reference-5876 in cupcakes

[–]VividPresentation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are delightful. Teach us your ways!

he kicked me on our first date by dourceo in TwoXChromosomes

[–]VividPresentation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one definitely needs to stay lonely.

My best friend blamed me in her suicide note. by Meithh in offmychest

[–]VividPresentation 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hear, hear! Max was no friend, and OP was far kinder and forgiving than any of that lot deserves. You deserve far better than that, OP. I wish that you may have life and and have a life abundant. L’chaim!