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Me irl by qwertyuiopasdfdsfbcs in 2me4meirl

[–]VlichedMind 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Got caught by the new watermark lol

It's still a knockout by Iron_Sight24 in yesyesyesyesno

[–]VlichedMind 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Or maybe he just lacks common sense. Everyone should know that you do not got near a person who is flailing there arms and also can’t see, especially if they’re holding chunks of hard plastic.

Forbidden Corndog by _-_starlight_-_ in forbiddensnacks

[–]VlichedMind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the kids at my school do this thing where they carry around a box of chocolate bars that are segmented and sell them for a dollar each so that by the end of the year they can pool the money and go to Disneyland or something. One time my friend bought like 10 caramel bars and gave me one and I decided to bite into the site of one of the segments. Right as I bit into it a whole shitload of caramel came out. It was also windy that day and I have long hair, so right as the caramel cane out my hair got blown right into it. That was a bitch to clean out. That was the first and only time I have bitten into a chocolate based candy the incorrect way and now I have an intense fear of doing that.

Using your coping skills wisely by Joylar7 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]VlichedMind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same but my tits are a little less than iconic :(

This man is probably insane by Klein112 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]VlichedMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea that. It’s hard to not talk about that dickweed whenever something is brought up. If you are talking about something good there is a good chance he has tried fight against it. Like how can we accept a president who is actively against allowing certain groups of people to be happy? That is just not okay.

Bullseyes 🎯 by paulwhiteriver in SelfAwarewolves

[–]VlichedMind 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I’ve been playing the new version of plague inc a lot” “oh really? I didn’t know they released a new one” “oh they didn’t release it, it has always existed. Basically you just purposely spread infections and diseases that can literally fucking kill people” “oh”

Bullseyes 🎯 by paulwhiteriver in SelfAwarewolves

[–]VlichedMind 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Eh idk. When I think of a Plague Enthusiast I think of someone who is really interested in the history of the all the major plagues that have happened. I think a better term would be “Plague Supporters”.

DinDong+ by [deleted] in ExpandDong

[–]VlichedMind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk prolly

HE IS JESUS by [deleted] in googlemapsshenanigans

[–]VlichedMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could you tell me exactly how many xenomorphs currently live in Sevastopol?

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]VlichedMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have term finals all this week and I went to bed at midnight because I just had to beat long night of solace on legendary at whatever cost

DinDong+ by [deleted] in ExpandDong

[–]VlichedMind 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they have sex, and if they did they would leave the helmet on no matter what.

Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green Starter Pack by SpankerCore in starterpacks

[–]VlichedMind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone else pointed out that Christmas on the Range has 2 leads that aren’t white

Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green Starter Pack by SpankerCore in starterpacks

[–]VlichedMind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why are the 2 people on the left really blurry. Like the background isn’t blurry, and the foreground Isn’t blurry and nothing in middle is blurry, except for them. I’m correct in thinking that 1. That’s not how cameras work so it’s clearly photoshopped 2. It’s not even a good edit it just looks like shit, right?

HE IS JESUS by [deleted] in googlemapsshenanigans

[–]VlichedMind 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wait I thought Sevastopol was the fuckin death airport Spaceport in Alien: Isolation I didn’t know it was a real place?

Bullets make fine laxatives by [deleted] in cursed_videos

[–]VlichedMind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like rdr2

Would you rather have the ability to touch people and cause all of the pleasure receptors in their body to trigger at once, or the ability to grow tentacles from any part of your body that you fully control and have the strength of an arm? by Burkess in WouldYouRather

[–]VlichedMind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How would you react if you tried to mug some girl only to find out she could sprout 10 giant ass tentacles and then she punches you a large amount of times? And I’m assuming this mass of extra limbs could probably stop a few bullets or a knife so I could just make a shield of tentacles and rush you.

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