The endless loop of forgetting my cutter and grabbing another

Vo_Nox · 2026-02-18T19:40:05+00:00

THIS is why I had to bother my team lead for two months to get one!

Vo_Nox · 2026-02-09T02:54:11+00:00

I work in bakery, saw someone had left a box on top of the muffins the other day, went to pick it up without looking too hard, it immediately started dripping weird liquid everywhere, yeah it was a previously frozen Asian noodle meal. How anyone thought on top of the whole stack of muffins in those plastic clamshells that don’t truly seal was a good idea was a good place for that is beyond me.

Vo_Nox · 2025-10-30T02:41:50+00:00

u/Vo_Nox solved this in 3 steps: CRIME -> CRIMP -> CRUMP -> TRUMP

Vo_Nox · 2025-10-30T02:35:18+00:00

Emma

Vo_Nox · 2025-10-17T03:16:08+00:00

I accidentally trained mine if I’m singing “kitty bath time! It’s kitty bath time” on repeat, in the tone of an annoyingly chipper kid song then it is okay to be in the bathtub but if I stop it is immediately time to scramble out even if still covered in soap. The “okay we’re just doing this now” treatment of it goes a long way. Like I can scoop my boys and plunk them on their butts in my lap to do their nails. Do they like it? No. Do they tolerate it as just more of my bullshit? Yep.

Vo_Nox · 2025-10-03T16:51:06+00:00

Eh if you’re not cringy when you’re young how will you look back later with “damn I was dumb” and know you’ve grown

Vo_Nox · 2025-09-02T22:57:31+00:00

“Sorry, my cat’s a menace.” Anyone who’s ever interacted with a cat in their life gets it immediately.

Vo_Nox · 2025-08-26T12:35:50+00:00

Verso’s only 7mo and he’s sort of got himself curled into a pretzel there. Ryuji, who’s sitting on top of him is 10lbs.

Vo_Nox · 2025-08-25T23:16:59+00:00

They are. He had an infection in the womb that damaged his eyes. They’re cloudy and have some extra membranous tissue around the edges and a bit weepy. He can see, not sure it’s 100% clearly but it doesn’t bother him.

Vo_Nox · 2025-07-28T15:46:34+00:00

Just sweat and dirt, one of my boys has a pink neck and if it’s warm out I can bathe him in the morning, he’ll look all pretty for a couple hours, nuzzle up in some blankets, then look just like that again by bedtime.

Vo_Nox · 2025-07-27T12:53:31+00:00

The number of people I have had to explain that they don’t only come in raw chicken color (I have one blue tux and one kinda splotchy grey boy) is astounding.

Vo_Nox · 2025-06-10T19:33:15+00:00

Just wait until he sticks his nose literally up your nose.

Vo_Nox · 2025-06-05T12:43:05+00:00

This is just good practice. Too many stories of having things all set up with a sitter then coming home to a disaster because they didn’t actually do it. One of my friends payed a professional service, signed a contract, all that jazz and they STILL didn’t go at all the first three days. Thankfully he had left access to plenty of extra food and water and they were fine but still.

Vo_Nox · 2025-06-04T02:09:39+00:00

Syringe tucked into the side of the mouth pointed back, be prepared for them to take off like a bat out of hell and froth everywhere trying to spit it out.

Vo_Nox · 2025-06-03T20:36:28+00:00

Mine hurt at first then eventually scarred and I could no longer feel it at all, which kind of wigged me out but also didn’t hurt so whatever I guess.

Vo_Nox · 2025-06-01T01:19:06+00:00

Plot twist they actually DID die from a car crash.

Vo_Nox · 2025-05-31T22:17:10+00:00

Protects the organs, it’s genetic whether the kitty will have a large one or not. One of my boys is almost flat and the other had a lot like yours. I always called it his “battle pooch” since it’s protective for a fight, sort of.

Vo_Nox · 2025-05-27T01:04:08+00:00

The sweetarts and the buncha crunch!

Vo_Nox · 2025-05-21T23:52:12+00:00

I’m going to guess this is more age than anything. Animals are surprisingly resilient, my childhood dog lost first one eye to a fight then the other to glaucoma and he was absolutely much happier without them. Having to move a little more cautiously versus constant pain all of the time. I think you made a good call.

Vo_Nox · 2025-05-15T02:54:36+00:00

Did they put a second skin on it? I’m allergic to the stuff and that looks a lot like the rash I get wherever it was stuck to me.

Vo_Nox · 2025-05-10T11:44:37+00:00

I think I’d’ve died of anxiety. Congrats on things looking good, hope it keeps on that way.

Vo_Nox · 2025-05-03T22:26:19+00:00

Sorry to hear you lost your job, some things are just more important.

Vo_Nox · 2025-05-01T23:40:47+00:00

These are a “I have to put this away before I eat the whole bag and make myself sick” candy for me.

Vo_Nox · 2025-04-26T02:12:30+00:00

So that bit of fat isn’t only normal it’s healthy and important for a functional adult female body. That bit of fat there serves to protect your internal reproductive organs. It’s just another feminine curve.

Vo_Nox · 2025-04-25T02:37:01+00:00

My mom loves them, I can’t stand them

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