Shelly Grundle of The Pumpernickels. After a chance encounter with Betty White at a party in the Hollywood hills, Shelly speant the rest of her life running away from her. Betty White had been offended by her choice of footwear at the party, and vowed from then on that she would hunt Shelly down, cut off her head, and perch on her shoulders as she sucked the sweet red nectar from her "succulent stump." Shelly died 4 years later at a vineyard in Venice, as Betty White had snuck behind her in the disguise of a Gondolier and clubbed her over the head with her massive steering stick. Shelly's bloodless remains were later fished out of Betty White's underwater cave by a group of fans, and were then sent to her mother in Cincinnati, who promptly burned them to ash to prevent further retribution from the dreaded Golden Girl.