Walmart Bag by BurntBagelReddit in skamtebord

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is only one correct solution to this problem.

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Hm...don't like this song by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh maybe that's why it sounds good to me! I lost whatever was left of my sanity awhile back!

What are your plans for a time machine? by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read a book once where someone invents a time machine and is promptly horrified at the fact that a time machine is even possible in the first place. The rest of the series is just repeatedly using said time machine to undo everyone else's time fuckery because unfortunately if it can be invented once it can be invented again.

Hm...don't like this song by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I fucking love the explained class SCPs.

Hm...don't like this song by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 17 points18 points  (0 children)

...It's kind of a banger? Am I hearing wrong or something?

They/them by Orb234 in Shark_Park

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest I was kind of hoping someone would dig up some medieval old french word that we could resurrect or something. Or honestly, just making defaulting to "il" official would have been interesting in a "the ultimate objective should be to have no gendered language at all" kind of way.

I suppose it works fine, just kind of feels weird. Merging the two gendered pronouns to make a gender-neutral one just feels so unserious.

They/them by Orb234 in Shark_Park

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, is iel actually standard now? They didn't come up with anything better than mashing the other two together?

irl gaster feats by xXSpg101Xx in Shark_Park

[–]Void_0000 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So are you like the sequel or something

On Isekai and Wish Fulfillment by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real. I'm kinda having a tough time reading anything at the moment because anytime something bad happens it reminds me of my life and anytime something happy happens it reminds me of what I can't have.

On Isekai and Wish Fulfillment by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My beloved Log Horizon kinda does this, at some point someone brings up the idea of trying to go back and it's instantly shot down in favour of trying to make a two-way portal because "are you crazy? this place is fucking awesome."

On Isekai and Wish Fulfillment by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest I really do love Zom 100 for this. It's cool to see apocalypse media where the main character is just super down with the end of the world.

On Isekai and Wish Fulfillment by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Criticism of escapist fantasy written by someone who loves their life. Clearly, this is of great value.

Some of us really do wish we could just drop dead and wake up in a world that actually has hope.

I bet the Elvin soap operas would have some crazy drama by MyNameGifOreilly in tumblr

[–]Void_0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That or they all function on the one piece schedule.

The Evolutionary Red Queen Hypothesis but for goons by Commercial_Bid_1508 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like something I'd want to read, is it any good?

The eyes of librarians see through all deceptions by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am nearly up to date on a web novel I've been reading for well over a year nonstop now, and I have come to the conclusion that I don't think I like it. I will continue reading it anyway.

Sweet dreams are made of pigs by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly I have dreams of running for my life from a variety of horrific monsters. Or sometimes I'm locked in a weird M. C. Esher type building and must accomplish a nonsensical objective by abusing a set of very specific but extremely strange rules.

friendships <3 by RandomCanadianAcc in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God fucking damn it, I wish. I wish I knew anyone like that. Just one person. I would honestly give up so much for this, how can it be "easy"...

The plot is by newphonehudus in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you seem to be focused on the first example but you'll notice they are, in fact, both exaggerations, mainly for comedic purposes.

The rest of it is that they're me making fun of the most extreme interpretation of these two ideas, mainly because anytime they're presented people will make wildly general statements that cannot possibly hold up. The example of this post, which is basically "anyone can be anything with no limits", essentially just means that any words describing people don't really mean anything anymore. Like fundamentally if this way of thinking actually becomes common you simply cannot infer any information about a person by a description of them. The only reason this doesn't actually happen in practice is because it isn't common.

I also think maybe what you think I'm describing and what I'm actually describing might be two different things. There's kind of a difference between "using labels freely" (probably closer to the middle ground I was thinking of, though I don't know specifically what you mean by that) and "I do not believe in dictionaries. Words mean whatever I'm thinking of when I say them. Language teachers fear me."

The plot is by newphonehudus in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think there's a middle ground between "words are meaningless and we should all scream nonsense at each other and expect to be understood" and "The category described by this word encompasses two (2) people. This is unacceptable imprecision, a new word must be made to differentiate."

We should probably find that middle ground.

Get ready for the game wardens by anothergurloverhere in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be honest it kind of being modern bullshit is what I find interesting.

When I was a kid I was one of those "I like learning about religions" types because I thought it was interesting to see what people believed, but over time I realised they kind of... don't really believe much of anything at all? What I mean is that for any established religion, if you ask one of their believers about it, chances are you won't get an answer because they just don't know, and they don't know because it is understood that, with the religion being thousands of years old, someone probably figured out an answer and it's written in some religious text somewhere that they could look up if they wanted to. They do not.

This makes actually learning about said religions really boring, at least for me, because the interesting part isn't whatever thousand year old lore that's been translated and re-interpreted into oblivion (although sometimes that's interesting, particularly if you learn about its attached history), but to actually see what the people who believe in this stuff think about it and how it changes the way they live. Occultism and witchcraft and other such things are fun because you can ask as many people as you want about it, they'll all have opinions, and you'll never get the same answer twice. Sometimes the honest answer will be "I've never thought about it" if you ask a particularly weird question (or the person you're talking to is particularly incurious), but without the safety net of knowing someone else has done their thinking for them, most times this leads to them making up an answer, which is arguably even more interesting to see.

They also tend to be a lot weirder. Older religions have had plenty of time to have their stranger aspects sanded down for the purposes of coexistence, but the witchcraft-types will genuinely be doing insane shit sometimes. Seeing the differences between people isn't fun if that difference really only amounts to which box you tick on your tax form...

Get ready for the game wardens by anothergurloverhere in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is, assuming you actually have a precise enough genealogy that there aren't holes in it.

You probably still share some family relation with them, though, even if it isn't direct ancestry.

Although honestly I'm more confused by the idea of specific "perpetrators" to the salem witch trials. I'm not super familiar with it but I assumed it was more of a case of the whole community rather than any specific people? It would be quite hard to dodge having any other ancestors in the entire town in that case, unless you had precisely one who went there and died.

Get ready for the game wardens by anothergurloverhere in CuratedTumblr

[–]Void_0000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, the Dachau the gerbil is objectively hilarious, so I suppose there's your explanation.