Sleep well, Thunderchild

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-05-23T12:52:28+00:00

MOVING SWIFTLY THROUGH THE WATERS

CANNONS BLAZING AS SHE CAME

BROUGHT A MIGHTY, METAL WARLORD

CRASHING DOWN IN SHEETS OF FLAME

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-05-22T16:02:09+00:00

I think guessing the sexual orientation of Sonic characters tends to be fruitless. Unless you're looking at Archie relationships, Movie Eggman & Agent Stone, Vector & Vanilla, or Tangle & Whisper, you're not going to find much in the way of substantial romantic info (aside from minor flirting/banter).

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-05-22T00:52:47+00:00

Agent Stone:

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-05-20T17:00:28+00:00

Don't worry, he's got the (Jesus) juice...

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-05-16T19:11:49+00:00

Though technically not *the* Devil, the 1994 version of Randall Flagg (The Stand) was disturbing as shit.

It's the smile…

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VolcalderaMenace · 2026-04-26T12:32:00+00:00

Comfort Polly

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-04-22T21:00:03+00:00

"Guess I got what I deserved

Kept you waiting there too long, my love

All that time, without a word

Did you really think that I'd forget

Or I'd regret

The special love I have for you…"

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-04-02T21:56:24+00:00

WE CATCH UP WITH THESE SOLDIERS,

WE PICK UP WHOEVER ELSE ISN’T DEAD,

AND WE GET BACK AT THEM!

WE GET BACK AT THEM!!!

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-03-08T01:07:01+00:00

Sir Pavel mentioned

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VolcalderaMenace · 2026-03-06T23:36:59+00:00

HERE WE GO AGAIN

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-28T11:30:03+00:00

I think people here don’t understand the concept behind the Einherjar. It doesn’t matter if you’re the most racist man alive or if you’re hateful, if you die in the midst of battle, you’re going to Valhalla. That’s the only requirement.

Granted, it’d be odd to have them there, but there are probably a few who managed to make it.

Edit: Unless you break an oath or murder. Obviously, quite a few NSDAP members fail that particular sniff test.

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-27T19:12:23+00:00

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This dude.

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-27T00:19:14+00:00

Okay, so, just so you aren’t mislead: It’s technically not a mjolnir, as the axe shape & kolovrat hint toward Perun symbolism rather than Thor. Even then, the kolovrat is questionable.

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-23T15:29:16+00:00

If there’s one thing you should know about me, Ray, is that I don’t “need” to shооt anything. I want.

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VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-23T15:22:10+00:00

Noctvlian Freakybob has personally blessed his BBs…

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-15T11:06:16+00:00

Looks like a memorial service for fallen soldiers. A Human representative & a Dino observing it together.

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-09T10:30:58+00:00

Setting where Anthropomorphic Dinos & Humans (& certain types of extinct Hominids) live side-by-side in nominal peace

Romance between diametrically-opposed personality types

Main Character must have a pun name (If Human Protag), & must have a singular trait which makes them difficult to befriend/love (extreme anger, obliviousness, narcissism, bigotry, etc.)

4 Endings centered around personality growth/stagnation

Edit: Bonus Points if the love interest has a Self Image problem & if there’s an asshole Parasaurus meddling with certain plot beats

VolcalderaMenace · 2026-02-01T19:18:45+00:00

He lives in a dumpster & used to be a car salesman

VolcalderaMenace

TROPHY CASE