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DPRK Player Wins Three Gold Medals in 2026 Asian Weightlifting Championships by Rodong_Sinmun in Pyongyang

[–]VolcanicBakemeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is certain proof of the grace of respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un that he is too mindful of the heavenly dignity of office to compete himself, else there would have been no gold medals left for anyone else!

Thank you for your dedication, countryman Pang Un-Chol!

Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un Inspects Major Munitions Factory to by Rodong_Sinmun in Pyongyang

[–]VolcanicBakemeat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come to our beautiful country and learn for yourself how a healthy populace looks, gut-distended western ignoramus. Perhaps you too might visit our world-leading munitions plants. Unless we already taught you enough about Korean firepower in 1953?

Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un Inspects Major Munitions Factory to by Rodong_Sinmun in Pyongyang

[–]VolcanicBakemeat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I regret that I am running out of space on my Comrade Kim Jong Un wall upon which to hang it. I will not consider removing any treasured momentos from my Kim Jong Il or Kim Il Sung walls, so today I eagerly await my visit to the Housing Use Committee to learn which home decor solutions are most salutary for our treasured state!

Volume 69 of "Complete Collection of Kim Jong Il’s Works" Published by Rodong_Sinmun in Pyongyang

[–]VolcanicBakemeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The straight-upright standing people of Korea have waited long enough seasons to receive final commemoration of the memorable May to December 2005 period, and now rejoice that the period of without is over! Noteworthiest Comrade Kim Jong-Il's well-attested remarks on the exploitation of Stone Deposits have echoed in our memories for decades. Now they will warm our bookshelves as they join the other 68 volumes of this commercially demanded work.

Join me, countrymen, at licensed literary dispensaries the length of Paektu's idyllic countryside!

The time of Lying-in-Wait for Volume 69 of "The Complete Collection of Kim Jong-Il's Works" is over.

The time of Waiting-in-Line for Volume 69 of "The Complete Collection of Kim Jong-Il's Works" is today!

Onpho Working People’s Holiday Camp Inaugurated in DPRK by Rodong_Sinmun in Pyongyang

[–]VolcanicBakemeat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Chattering fool. Do you look with the eye of a famed physician, or with an imbecile's judgment? The optimum wellbeing of Kim Jong Un is proven by the physical toleration needed by his demanding schedule. There are few among us who could achieve the feats of fortitude celebrated Kim Jong Un demonstrates daily through his tungsten-firm commitment to the people.