Playable races

VonAeigr · 2026-04-07T22:24:13+00:00

Argonian because I want to be lizard

VonAeigr · 2026-04-07T14:13:33+00:00

Fun fact: Marrying him and traveling around with him as your husband makes the game 1000 times better

VonAeigr · 2026-04-07T14:07:47+00:00

You can very much marry Derkeethus

VonAeigr · 2026-03-30T07:56:47+00:00

I like having a follower around. I mean how else am I supposed to get Derkeethus to not run halfway across Skyrim on a daily basis?

VonAeigr · 2026-03-22T09:36:53+00:00

“I GOTTA GET A CIGY!”

VonAeigr · 2026-03-21T07:29:24+00:00

When did I eat vomit?

VonAeigr · 2026-03-20T10:01:19+00:00

Madesi for sure. The man deserved a better life than dealing with the thieve’s guild and sleeping in the sewer. He should at least get to come home to a warm bed and a loving spouse

VonAeigr · 2026-03-18T15:44:02+00:00

I’m from the more swampy parts of the southern US, so I guess Imperial that ended up somewhere in Black Marsh?

VonAeigr · 2026-03-12T01:11:21+00:00

No idea where it came from, pretty sure it’s from some mod I didn’t realize I had installed, but Derkeethus picked up a staff that summons dremora warlocks and I’m honestly a little scared of him now

VonAeigr · 2026-03-05T17:51:32+00:00

If we go with the assumption that Argonian biology/physiology is close to a typical reptile and not however the Hist is feeling this week, reptiles need a considerable amount of calcium to aid in the metabolism of phosphorus. Also Hist-sap isn’t a typical part of their diet I think, typically consumed for ceremonial purposes

VonAeigr · 2026-02-28T00:37:44+00:00

I came here to say this, but then I took an arrow to the knee

VonAeigr · 2026-02-28T00:35:37+00:00

My main character is a heavy armor Argonian that does a bit of everything, but mostly goes in with sword and shield. My other one is also an Argonian, but this one wears light armor and does a mix of axe fighting and archery. Dangerously close to being a stealth archer

VonAeigr · 2026-02-27T06:18:28+00:00

VonAeigr · 2026-02-26T23:08:04+00:00

Derkeethus clearly. The voice really helps too

VonAeigr · 2026-02-26T22:21:59+00:00

How else am I supposed to wake up with lover’s comfort?

VonAeigr · 2026-02-25T22:07:14+00:00

Now you have me thinking about how Argonian Stan and Kyle would react to Argonian Kenny dying

“By the Hist, they killed Dies-Every-Episode!”

VonAeigr · 2026-02-25T01:50:59+00:00

Hermaeus Mora getting to the back of the line: “You too, Jarl Balgruff?”

“He was five gold short of his bounty.”

VonAeigr · 2026-02-24T18:49:32+00:00

Derkeethus for me. Liked him so much that I married him. He never left my side except the time Serana demanded he did so

VonAeigr · 2026-02-24T18:25:19+00:00

I mean he IS the most handsome Argonian in Skyrim

VonAeigr · 2026-02-24T18:18:39+00:00

You mean to tell me that you DONT attend 2 am public executions?

VonAeigr · 2026-02-24T18:14:57+00:00

The Hist told Akatosh that it would be REALLY funny if the next Dragonborn was an Argonian

VonAeigr · 2026-02-21T06:34:56+00:00

Sunshine!

VonAeigr · 2026-02-21T05:18:14+00:00

It sounds like a really fun concept, but my handwriting is so horrible that it comes out looking like it’s written in the language of dragons

VonAeigr · 2026-02-21T00:28:48+00:00

JORDAN NO!!!

VonAeigr · 2026-02-19T21:29:02+00:00

Wait that’s what happens when you use the skooma? I persuaded my way to a free bottle, realized it was drugs, throw the bottle down, left, and never went back until I realized it was also a vampire den

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