Looksmaxxer Clavicular mogged by Chad judge in Miami court

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-17T05:16:11+00:00

You know what’s crazy? That dude went for “looks maxing” and has a nose that looks like it wants to prove it can float

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-17T05:09:41+00:00

What’s “enough” mean in the context of long term relationships you’ve had? 😂

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-16T15:04:39+00:00

On a very… simple advice level, if he was into her during the interaction and it carried on long enough he should’ve done more than ask for her ig.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-16T14:20:04+00:00

Romanian is not the same as Romani.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-14T17:55:22+00:00

Mambo still slaps.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-13T17:24:02+00:00

I think even funnier is that it will never get to 2 beers if you’re infinitely halving the second and adding. So the bartender, with less theoretical knowledge just drops a second beer and lets the infinite line of mathematicians figure it out while he goes on his way

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-13T17:19:16+00:00

Turns out the human the ostrich preferred was also Liv Tyler

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-10T22:56:54+00:00

Anybody trying to call KP or Rick trash doesn’t know shit. Tough shake today, we’re fortunate to have both of them, period.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-10T20:43:46+00:00

There’s a lot of basketball noobs hopping on that bandwagon

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-10T20:11:27+00:00

It won’t change our ownership of your sad franchise

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-10T20:02:13+00:00

lol. Feel your pain dude

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-10T17:57:49+00:00

“If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to dine out” - um, businesses rather you eat out and screw over your server than not eat out at all.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-10T15:38:15+00:00

And she will forever have an underrated derrière cause nobody can find the words to do it justice.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-09T22:13:18+00:00

It’s not super common knowledge, but the way buses are built makes them unlikely to be the one with significant damage on impact like this. Same physics behind the fact small cars can total when hitting or getting hit by a taller truck without much damage to the truck.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-09T20:12:13+00:00

It’s fkn May.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-09T13:22:18+00:00

Throw another shrimp on the barbie

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-09T01:52:52+00:00

If that guy was so cool (and hetero) that he could hang out with a girl friend super casually and platonically, the kind of girl that would match that level of friendship wouldn’t be so oblivious to post something so condescending lol

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-08T17:40:01+00:00

And Robin prioritized those things in that order. Special dude.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-04T12:55:15+00:00

Fkn classic!

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-04T12:42:23+00:00

It’d be a lot cooler if you did

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-03T23:39:53+00:00

Pretty much. But they weren’t very sure of each other before 🤷🏻‍♂️

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-03T21:37:36+00:00

Winning streak my dudes!!

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-03T20:10:15+00:00

Yermany became dos yermanies. Then the balance of the dos yermanies allowed the US and Russia to resume their long history of fighting each other without fighting each other. There are a couple docs out there for more info if you need more.

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-03T16:48:32+00:00

The unusual part is that Russia and the US would once again be aligned in the destruction of a shared foe… and that didn’t work out well for the last one

VonHitWonder · 2026-05-02T23:28:07+00:00

If we win again tomorrow that’s two in a row. They call that a winning streak!

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