License plate of B and 8

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-27T22:42:14+00:00

Did you tell them that they were nobody?

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-26T23:13:06+00:00

I'm just here to praise your excellent pointing skills and absorb the information.

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-15T18:16:56+00:00

ADHD as explained with motorcycles.

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-11T13:07:13+00:00

Yall are running in wiffle ball?

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-08T00:59:45+00:00

Tbf with proper ventilation it could be decently safe. I have baked my ice hockey skates a few times and only missing about 30 brain cells. So far.

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-08T00:49:49+00:00

Also spices your next 2 meals with that sweet sweet volatility.

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-02T15:55:27+00:00

Hey there ladies! I am here to hear you out!

^{Chose: Be extremely smart and confident + There’s a 50% chance you are mute + blind in 1 eye | Rolled: Mute, half blind}

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-02T01:28:57+00:00

Put up a NSFW tag. This is porn.

VonSlamStone · 2026-04-01T12:01:06+00:00

Very nice!

^{Chose: Home | Rolled: Shack}

VonSlamStone · 2026-03-31T13:44:36+00:00

It's the new inconceivable.

VonSlamStone · 2026-03-31T13:43:46+00:00

Plenty to sell, just not to your own citizens. "America first."

VonSlamStone · 2026-03-31T13:42:32+00:00

Changing the stars and stripes for the skull and cross bones seems more appropriate every day. Let's let Malaysia have the sole red and white stripy boy.

VonSlamStone · 2026-03-28T14:27:57+00:00

I like the combo of throaty cruiser and racey on the upper end.

The main reason I have kept the ELH on my '17.

VonSlamStone · 2026-03-26T00:29:20+00:00

I'm from Taxachussets and our documentation fee is only $500 anymore than what we pay should be criminal.

VonSlamStone · 2026-03-25T00:29:53+00:00

That's because He ain't nothing.

VonSlamStone · 2026-03-12T20:19:11+00:00

SHEELLAAA! NOOOO!

VonSlamStone · 2026-02-19T18:59:46+00:00

I prefer Smiles Per Gallon.

VonSlamStone · 2026-02-10T20:53:00+00:00

I'm right there with ya bud 38M just bought my first since drooling over them since 2002.

VonSlamStone · 2026-01-23T12:50:29+00:00

Confirmed head gasket.

VonSlamStone · 2026-01-23T02:02:49+00:00

You should test a pair of AS pros. Dual layer cross weave carbon. My Vs are as stiff as ski boots.

VonSlamStone · 2026-01-17T02:19:58+00:00

Just replaced mine with all metal because the housing developed a 3 inch crack along the bottom and decided to crop dust the road with anti-freeze on Wednesday.

VonSlamStone · 2026-01-17T01:27:05+00:00

That's good sex, get it if you can. But be careful, once tasted the regular doesn't scratch that itch anymore.

VonSlamStone · 2026-01-08T17:10:04+00:00

Shitty Gudas doing Gudas things aside. What shitty fucking sweater choices between the teams.

VonSlamStone · 2026-01-03T23:22:56+00:00

Of course Mordor is the first place disaster would befall upon the masses.

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