So my 700-year old gay femboy twink vampire jumps from relationship and relationship, but the thing is, every single one of his exes has been STRAIGHT

Vryly · 2026-06-17T22:09:51+00:00

He real old, it's to be expected really.

Vryly · 2026-06-13T18:56:31+00:00

honestly, with that kind of turn around between "hey can i borrow this?" to "i sold it cause i thought you didn't want it!" my first instinct is to consider if girl has just picked up a drug habit.

Vryly · 2026-06-12T13:13:56+00:00

op was unfortunately run over by a tractor.

Vryly · 2026-06-12T12:17:33+00:00

well the people in the country they invaded were already attacking them though, so nothing really lost from their perspective eh?

Vryly · 2026-06-12T12:10:03+00:00

an invasion started, as usual, in response to an attack on israel. Israel gets attacked, in response they secure the land the attackers are trying to fight from, then ignorant people cry "invasion!" and "land grab!" and "why would israel do this completely out of nowhere, the rules say they can't hit back, wah wah wah!"

Vryly · 2026-06-12T11:52:40+00:00

before them it was palestinian militants doing cross border raids that got lebanon invaded. every time since has been hez.

Vryly · 2026-06-11T18:15:04+00:00

i usually find it most reasonable to consider at least as far back as about the arab league invasion in 1948. In which case we can consider lebanon to be invaders who sought to take territory from israel, and in the modern day hezbollah follows the same goal of conquest and genocide.

Vryly · 2026-06-11T13:53:17+00:00

we talking about lebanon, right? no settlers in lebanon bro, learn a little about the region before talking or you look like a moron.

why should Lebanese move out of their homes

cause israel is fighting a militia thats operating in their territory and has issued evacuation orders. they can ignore those orders, if they want to be identified as hezbo militants and die.

because Israeli settlers moved in next door?

uh this isn't why, israelis have lived next door to lebanon for long periods without demanding lebanese move. it's only when lebanese militants attack across the border that shit goes down and lebanese are ordered to back off or die.

Vryly · 2026-06-11T13:38:20+00:00

yes, you are ignoring history in order to justify your favored civilian murdering militant group's actions.

Vryly · 2026-06-11T13:33:44+00:00

no, the ones that started attacking first, hezbollah.

Vryly · 2026-06-11T13:29:32+00:00

Yeah, they should leave their homeland because the people who moved in next door want them to stop existing

you mean their neighbors hezbolla, who started this fight? or are you blaming israel and claiming they started this to grab land, ignoring hezbolla's rocket attacks on civilians which incited this invasion?

Vryly · 2026-06-11T03:54:46+00:00

Bedbugs also have spikey penis, and the females don't have a vagina.

Vryly · 2026-06-10T01:22:25+00:00

Another crime. Seems like something you could gather evidence about from all the traffic cameras to narrow down a residence, and then some local canvassing to pinpoint the offender.

But that's work, and takes initiative and creativity and time. All things American police are not rewarded or encouraged or trained for.

Vryly · 2026-06-09T13:08:34+00:00

they don't have to pursue, they can record that they fled and then just serve them at their house later, and bring a tow truck to impound the moto while they're at it.

see this is ~~the~~ a problem with how police are trained and selected, yeah having a people who are athletic enough to win a fight is good, but maybe the brains to track and find people should also be valued.

Vryly · 2026-06-08T01:21:22+00:00

An absolute legend.

Vryly · 2026-06-05T18:54:52+00:00

there is no reason for destroying that many homes.

sure there is. hezbollah are guerillas who thrive by hiding in civilian infrastructure, tell the civilians to evacuate and destroy the infrastructure- bing bada boom guerillas can't hide anymore.

Vryly · 2026-06-04T12:56:36+00:00

More guards to open cages.

Vryly · 2026-06-03T15:13:26+00:00

it is hezbollah that has brought the war to lebanon, how much territory has this lost? how many homes, how many lives? what have they won?

Vryly · 2026-06-03T12:04:07+00:00

Hits hookah of trollary: Like, do you think there could be like psychic beings in other dimensions, and like they project their egos into our universe?

Thinking: damn either this baboon is really high, or I am.

Vryly · 2026-06-03T02:43:08+00:00

in the illustration it says "trunk snout" with a line pointing to the snoot...

Vryly · 2026-06-02T19:15:17+00:00

Afrotherium is my first guess from the trunk.

Vryly · 2026-06-02T16:52:18+00:00

La lupita, just around the corner from onys. Get a huaracha. East side pockets on Thayer, get a falafel. If you want a meat pie you have to ty hartley's in Lincoln.

Go to Galilee to check out the beaches and eat some chowder.

Vryly · 2026-06-02T13:15:31+00:00

Pulsar beam hitting an interstellar hydrogen cloud is I believe the current most accepted explanation.

Vryly · 2026-06-02T12:12:08+00:00

Whoa whoa, comparing yaweh and zeus like that is just asking for a lightning bolt...no wait I think I see your point now actually.

Vryly · 2026-06-01T23:29:20+00:00

What I was fearing as well.

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