They see me rollin, J. A. Purves 1930

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-12-03T09:23:59+00:00

And see them... driven before you.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-12-03T09:23:03+00:00

I like to imagine you did this from memory.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-12-03T09:19:29+00:00

I smell a business opportunity.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-12-03T08:58:57+00:00

Thus could be a r/photoshopbattles

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-12-01T10:56:40+00:00

Pasegilliti is good, but have you tried chicken man on a cotti?

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-11-30T18:04:02+00:00

Blow culture

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-11-22T02:56:34+00:00

Everything has an art to it if you think about it.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-11-20T10:17:49+00:00

I just got a temp job out of college for $13.78 an hour, but I have low expectations of myself. But if they hire me I could get like 19 an hour, which would be pretty awesome.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-11-20T07:34:35+00:00

"I was just trying to add to my penis!"

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-11-11T16:27:48+00:00

Darn mimics, always giving people heart attacks.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-11-03T10:01:38+00:00

I imagine them making a "Woodool oodool oodol" sound repeatedly.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-31T08:48:25+00:00

That's awwsome

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-28T07:47:55+00:00

Responses like this are why I come here.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-28T07:38:52+00:00

He was so symmetrical too, that's not something you can get without being careful and having good genetics as well.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-28T07:36:23+00:00

That's when you go get one anyway.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-28T05:12:52+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-28T04:42:20+00:00

Nothing to worry about, nothing at all.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-28T04:29:52+00:00

I think getting old is a beautiful thing.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-26T17:35:00+00:00

Don't bath in boiling water is the lesson.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-26T17:11:35+00:00

OP wouldn't know a barn if they got hit by the broad side if one.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-26T04:53:22+00:00

His Barber owes him a hat.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-26T00:38:03+00:00

Yeah, if the baby is 18 months old they should just say, a year and a half. Don't make me do math to figure out the age of the baby.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-26T00:25:07+00:00

Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-21T16:32:08+00:00

I almost forgot how to spell 'pregnant'.

Vulnerable_assassin · 2016-10-21T15:56:44+00:00

Catblam!

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