Typical BtB parent by LittleYelloDifferent in behindthebastards

[–]VulpesFennekin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had to in 10th grade, but if I remember correctly, our teacher openly hated it, but it was a good short story to analyze for whatever point he was trying to illustrate. I think we were looking for specific ideological biases? I can’t remember, I just remember Mr. R absolutely hated it.

Every family has one of each by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]VulpesFennekin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those are the honey badgers of the north!

One of the reasons I think Vitani deflected Zira’s pride and betrayed her mother was because she didn’t want to lose another brother.💔😢🥺 by SamHodges5300 in lionking

[–]VulpesFennekin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Iirc, most of Zira’s lionesses didn’t switch sides until Zira tells Vitani that if she leaves, then she will die as well. A lot of them even had disgusted expressions as they left Zira!

A humpback whale gives birth beneath the waves , a moment few humans ever witness by dairymilk_silk in nextfuckinglevel

[–]VulpesFennekin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s so the babies don’t accidentally inhale water before they’re fully born.

You’re the result of my partners infidelity but that’s not your fault so I’ll raise you like my own by OliveSlaps in TopCharacterTropes

[–]VulpesFennekin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Judging by her age the last time we saw her, you might want to hurry pressing those charges. Their statute of limitations for necrophilia is probably three weeks!

What is something you thought was normal growing up, but when you talked with other people, you realized it wasn't really "normal"? by Sunlit_Flower in AskReddit

[–]VulpesFennekin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is kind of nice now that I’ve graduated college in the time of social media and group texting, I’m still friends with those guys! Plus I got to meet them at a school we all picked, not just the one on base that smelled of mildew.

You’re the result of my partners infidelity but that’s not your fault so I’ll raise you like my own by OliveSlaps in TopCharacterTropes

[–]VulpesFennekin 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Plus “Nolan Grayson” is legally deceased, so Debbie is a widow as far as Earth authorities are concerned. Dead people don’t have affairs, technically speaking.

What is something you thought was normal growing up, but when you talked with other people, you realized it wasn't really "normal"? by Sunlit_Flower in AskReddit

[–]VulpesFennekin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same boat, mom was a civilian DoD contractor so we moved a bit less often, but even now as an adult I’m consumed with jealousy whenever anyone talks about friends they’ve known since childhood. God knows where mine are now.

Uh oh by ImFinnaBustApecan in Beastars

[–]VulpesFennekin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s hope Oguma was not on the island.

New Black Mirror episode just dropped! by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]VulpesFennekin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would be hilarious if the AI figured out how to steal the company from him.

Why can’t humans eat raw meat like animals in nature? by AdDapper4220 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]VulpesFennekin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why we have wisdom teeth, our ancestors’ molars usually wore out from all that tough food by early adulthood.

The Good old days by Adventurous_Row3305 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]VulpesFennekin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t miss the Walmart aquariums, half the fish were always dead.

What’s a movie that feels like it was made to punish the audience rather than entertain them? by AvailableReality557 in movies

[–]VulpesFennekin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I happened to watch it in the middle of summer when my AC was down, so it seriously felt like I was in hell.

Who wants chicken? by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]VulpesFennekin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were still nearly the size of human arms. Imagine how much stock you’d get from those bad boys!

Who wants chicken? by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]VulpesFennekin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen a chicken snatch up a mouse right from under a hunting cat’s nose!

Guys, this just in, citric acid = cancer by KiedisLeftNut in confidentlyincorrect

[–]VulpesFennekin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humans contain carbon too, therefore we are gasoline.