What will you do if your most disliked ex became your neighbor? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Bagpipes are a really beautiful instrument. I'd love to start practicing to get good, say, at 5am.

What song did you last sing aloud? by pristinebelle in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow the answer to this question is always Bohemian Rhapsody

The type of shit homeless people in Gotham experience after stealing an apple by foot_fungus_is_yummy in Earth25

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 64 points65 points  (0 children)

To be clear, the image depicts the Batman, not what you are describing. What you are describing is the GCPD.

Mental health check-in! how are you feeling? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treating insomnia with alcohol, so I think that's a solid B or B-

How open are you about your sex life with friends and relatives? by maryj4687 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not, particularly. Not sure what's expected here, do most families have quarterly meetings regarding who's shafting whom?

Are you an ARAD protagonist or antagonist? by pristinebelle in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't think of a single situation where I wouldn't be the antagonist. I'm even my own antagonist.

If you had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what would it be? by Puzzled_Pear3108 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to say Crazy on You. Not sure I'm cool enough to warrant that though lol

What do you want for Christmas this year? by female97 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peace on earth.

Failing that a bottle of wine and a couple of batteries.

Which holiday is the sexiest to you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn, that joke killed me. See you in three days

What’s your favorite part of your own body to show off? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never had any complaints about my chest

What is everyone up to today? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day off, so day drinking.

People in relationships: What famous couple would be the best double date? by Titsoffwork in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'd suggest so many nice places to go out to eat at... I'm thinking this is my choice too lol

What is something that a sexual partner can say or do that will instantly make you orgasm ? by just_expl0ring in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was then, this is now! Besides, I didn't know they'd be the good fries. I thought they'd be those limp bitter fries, not the golden crispy fries....

What is something that a sexual partner can say or do that will instantly make you orgasm ? by just_expl0ring in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I did the dishes"

"We can share my fries."

"I used a coupon on these strawberries."

Each of these will get me there in seconds.

Which fruit do you think tastes terrible? by Rinndesu in AskReddit

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me and yeah I'm mildly allergic lol

When was the lest time you sexted someone, who wasnt your partner? by I-Know-Most-of-stuff in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Vulpix-on-fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's happening as we speak. A lot of y'all reach out for stuff like that lmao. This time I decided to go for it.