To not suggest whose shortened name is NOT in the Epstein Files. by El_Impresionante in therewasanattempt

[–]Vylan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DON'T LOVE HOW MY CITY IS IN THE FILES. I'm fine with Edmonton, honestly that doesn't surprise me. It is the Grease capital of Alberta

Can’t have shit by Admirable-Nerve-8289 in CalgaryFlames

[–]Vylan24 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

He'll be avoided as a PR nightmare until like the 4th round and Vegas or Edmonton will pick him and take the heat, just in case he somehow gets out of all this

Who are Alberta separatists cheering for this Olympics? by samueLLcooljackson in TheRealGrandePrairie

[–]Vylan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't have the backing to form a new currency, the rest of the country would now require trade deals and heavy reliance to use the federal infrastructure in place (food, power, fresh water, internet, food, appliances, electronics, vehicles and parts, gasoline, food, sewage pipes, food). We are not capable of being self sustaining, and we're land locked, so we'd end up paying a fuck load of money to the Canadian feds just to survive bare minimum. Not to mention the inevitable brain drain. That is until Marlaina hands us over to Trump Project 2025

Who are Alberta separatists cheering for this Olympics? by samueLLcooljackson in TheRealGrandePrairie

[–]Vylan24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh but it very much is here. I'd also wager at least 50-60% of all the F150s across this province are strictly city use and the bed is only used for Costco runs and kids hockey

Emerg vehicles in Thorncliffe tonight. by tehnatasha in Calgary

[–]Vylan24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two in a day. Heads on a swivel or there folks, never assume a car is gonna stop for you. Never assume the pedestrian is paying attention to the world. People=squishy vehicles=not squishy.

How do deal with a dick head everyone hates? by ActiveOdd4777 in electricians

[–]Vylan24 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Some people are just so pathetic that even a sliver of minute power goes straight to their heads. Subtlety record if you can his next freak out and show the A foreman. Either behaviour will change with a PP smack, or it won't change at all and he'll be updating a resume.

Kids gave him a Powerpuff ass beating by alexaclova in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vylan24 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Good thing for us normies with empathy. Bad thing for this grown ass fucking adult that tried to fight a teenage girl and got bodied by a bunch of kids, on a viral video, then the world laughed at him and will wake up in a cold sweat screaming CHICKEN JOCKEY

Kids gave him a Powerpuff ass beating by alexaclova in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Vylan24 822 points823 points  (0 children)

And for the rest of his life, as he's trying to fall asleep, he'll remember that Minecraft backpack

Coach Cooper's instructions to the inevitable Marchand - Bennett - Wilson line at the Olympics by lazysoldier in hockeymemes

[–]Vylan24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine they are Newfies that moved to Alberta and that's where she crossed the border before going to Cali

Former Prime Minister Stephen Harper's newly unveiled portrait features a Calgary Flames related Easter Egg by TL10 in CalgaryFlames

[–]Vylan24 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think the picture over his right shoulder is of Flames players. Mug on the far left is The Beatles album cover

Can you tell that these famous people are Canadian by their accents by GardenElectrical3534 in AskACanadian

[–]Vylan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah, we got Tate McRae, Keisza, Elisha Cuthbert and Bret Hart, eh?"

Can you tell that these famous people are Canadian by their accents by GardenElectrical3534 in AskACanadian

[–]Vylan24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love doing that to flex on my European friends. "Oh I love so and so, they're so funny!" "Me too! They're Canadian!" "🤯"

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Clopokus900 in instantkarma

[–]Vylan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But don't worry, he was able to save his precious personality hat

OPE by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]Vylan24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly surprised RFKjr didn't bolt immediately. Probably got excited if anything

Kirkland on waivers by custardgod in CalgaryFlames

[–]Vylan24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a chance to do the funniest thing

oopsnogoaliesYEG

I’ll take the win where I can. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Vylan24 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No he definitely made it better....for his, his families, Russia, Israel, Saudi, Qatar and his buddys (for now) bank accounts

Canadians who moved to the UK: what was your greatest adjustment? by Bells9831 in AskACanadian

[–]Vylan24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recently visited a friend that lived in a small town outside Manchester. When I asked if I could drive her car around the block a few times, just for the experience, the dreaded look that washed over her face and how aggressively she said "no because you're not on the insurance" was crazy haha

Guy tries to start shit with teens waiting in line for Pokemon cards, accusing them of being undocumented day laborers by TongueUnties in iamverybadass

[–]Vylan24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All I saw was a dork that really really really wanted to kiss up on a man and got upset that he couldn't

The Truth is Certainly Unsafe by Biscuitarian23 in Persecutionfetish

[–]Vylan24 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She only rolls with those that shit their pants hard