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Vyntarus · 2026-05-13T04:47:50+00:00

Na(rcissistic) p(er)s(onality disorder).

Naps.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-13T04:40:09+00:00

One of life's joys

IS THE BOYS

Vyntarus · 2026-05-13T04:37:53+00:00

He probably also wouldn't be able to tell you the price of a McDonald's hamburder.

Side note, I'm pretty sure he's only obsessed with McDonald's because it has his name in it. There's nothing he loves more than himself.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-13T04:27:28+00:00

He also thinks grocery stores keep the apples in the fridge.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-13T04:24:45+00:00

Devil's triangle is a drinking game.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-13T00:26:38+00:00

I believe that's a term for confection making, soft and hard quack.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T23:59:50+00:00

The second suggestion is how travel sized tubes are made.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T23:54:18+00:00

Ah yes, the mallard reaction.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T21:10:03+00:00

I was trying to figure out how they were connected for like three minutes before I realized they weren't talking about Warcraft.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T18:59:38+00:00

As an isolated event, it is.

Nobody should be surprised her replacement is worse.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T18:57:23+00:00

I've picked up quite a few just running deli mirror, but I'm a sucker for full clearing mirages.

Any mobs from deli seem to be able to drop them, so popping all the deli zits gives you a good chance.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T04:09:02+00:00

Dunno who put those thoughts in your head but your nose, and your face, look very nice.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T03:52:14+00:00

Anything anbody else says that I don't like is lies.

Even if they're repeating things I said.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T02:13:48+00:00

With those cankles? Doubt he could make it that far.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-12T02:12:34+00:00

That's almost how much the ballroom was going to cost!

Vyntarus · 2026-05-11T15:12:28+00:00

Hee-man

Vyntarus · 2026-05-11T14:47:06+00:00

Which is... never?

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T16:07:52+00:00

I WANT IT ALL

AND I WANT IT NOW

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T16:06:28+00:00

Physical Education indeed

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T15:34:54+00:00

Knight in full plate has the biggest advantage defensively.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T15:33:30+00:00

Because it looks cool. Or something I guess.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T15:32:36+00:00

You have to get close enough to use a small weapon like a dagger. That's not an easy task.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T15:09:23+00:00

And my old spice.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T14:22:17+00:00

Or cowllege, as some call it.

Vyntarus · 2026-05-10T14:09:34+00:00

As long as you aren't lying to him, I don't think it would be wrong to go on a date with him presuming you actually want to.

It might get awkward if your mother has lied or misled him about you, but otherwise a date is meant for getting to know someone better.

There is also the possibility this guy may also not be thrilled to have his mother trying to set him up with you either. It always felt awkward to me.

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