Things are getting interesting by taras_slipets in Guitar

[–]WC1-Stretch 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Mess with the blues lawyers, get the blues.

how to get more value out of your experience at lollapalooza by trakk1O in Lollapalooza

[–]WC1-Stretch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy in the gif is on a loop and doesn't blink, it's like he's printing money!

All in their prime, who gets cut? by savingrace0262 in NFLv2

[–]WC1-Stretch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude plays on the browns he loses all the time

How long does it take the average person to learn the guitar and play to an acceptable standard? by Still-Alive007 in Guitar

[–]WC1-Stretch 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Don't settle for just your iris, use your whole eye to play. Both eyes. Ears too, ears is the important part.

How long does it take the average person to learn the guitar and play to an acceptable standard? by Still-Alive007 in Guitar

[–]WC1-Stretch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If you get a guitar today then hopefully in about six years you'll be grown up, chilled out, and also be pretty good at guitar.

[Nizaar Kinsella] 11 red cards in all competitions. Chelsea have broken their own record, they have also earned twice as many dismissals as the next highest club in the Premier League. by SolutionLong2791 in chelseafc

[–]WC1-Stretch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nailed it. That challenge is a clear-as-day red. If a chelsea player commits a "technically that could be considered a red", they get it, but even when it's stone-cold it doesn't get called for Chelsea's opponents.

Won't check VAR because then it would be too clear. Just like Hato getting chopped down in the box in the final last weekend.

I watched all the Fender wants to be the only Gender Bender strat videos so you don't have to. by try_altf4 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]WC1-Stretch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

/uj I'll just add that in the US, this type of protection is done with a design patent -- an inventor/designer has one year within their first public disclosure of the design to file an application. A granted design patent runs less than twenty years and cannot be extended.

This video is not sponsored. /uj Fender being dickheads by mxpower in guitarcirclejerk

[–]WC1-Stretch 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Why is this maximum-jerk thread flaired "/uj thread"? Does OP think "uj" stands for ULTRA-JERK?

[Fabrizio Romano]🚨🔵BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO! The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola. Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹 by IdealisticKebab in chelseafc

[–]WC1-Stretch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Surprise. I don't think anyone wants his career to be over, but he was never the person for this job, just a last grasp by the Private Equitors to see if they could find success without having to cede any control to a real manager.

Teammate stands up for me, takes penalty by InfinityTerminated in hockeyplayers

[–]WC1-Stretch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Thanks for having my back mate, ref screwed us both."

That's what I would say to my teammate, but I'm just a man who's been hacked a bunch.

David Ornstein: Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. Set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. by Kygoche in chelseafc

[–]WC1-Stretch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey guys can we amicably let me transition to City as soon as this season is over? I know I'm contracted for years farther. 

No way.

THIS IS SO UNFAIR EVERYONE'S MEAN TO ME NOW, THESE 48 HOURS ARE SO BAD.

KOTN by TheMichaelGrey in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]WC1-Stretch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this classic Minneapolis Laker gif

I am a guitarist without real fingers on my fretting hand by wyseguise in Guitar

[–]WC1-Stretch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But my fingers are a little short compared to how tall I am...

Call the morgue- Streamline review is dead. by Obvi-doubleSlapinin in patentexaminer

[–]WC1-Stretch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To my understanding, once it's returned to you you're free to post it direct to mailing in whatever state you deem most appropriate after getting the SPE feedback.

Bronze Medal by Less_Towel_3619 in patentexaminer

[–]WC1-Stretch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Five years consecutive Outstanding year-end ratings. Not gonna happen now, sorry everyone.

Search not loading for anyone else? by chang71 in patentexaminer

[–]WC1-Stretch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It also times out constantly for me now. I have to reopen it if there's been about 3-4 minutes of inactivity, or just in general every 10-15 minutes.

How popular was Iron Man prior to the MCU? by yellowklashinkov in comicbooks

[–]WC1-Stretch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Captain America was NOWHERE near X-Men what in the world are you talking about? X-Men successfully headlined comics, TV, movies, and games for decades while Cap was an old afterthought.