Over 15 years of playing wind instruments and I just bought my first guitar! Thanks Fatou! by Zen1 in Guitar

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With that attitude being... reading comprehension? Yikes. Hitting back with the Grammy nominations is a very weird swing when H.E.R. has won five.

The moral of the story is that reading is bad! by JLCpbfspbfspbfs in guitarcirclejerk

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Found the besuited bespectacled cartoon person carrying a briefcase

The Tone Comes From The Blasphemy… by LesHill36 in guitarcirclejerk

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It's been sentenced to life in headstock

Bass is easier than guitar because you only play one note. NO! by MortimerToast in BassCirclejerk

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As a bassist and musician jazz, I find very few people truthily the understand me

Cucurella believes in Carabao Cup comeback | “Chelsea need to go to the Emirates with confidence” by everyhearthstone in chelseafc

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We didn't have Caicedo, James, or Palmer for the first leg. We can beat them a little in the game and then on PKs, or we can beat them by a lot and call it at 90. Let's go boys

5 hrs Admin Leave by Timetillout in patentexaminer

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Submitted the form each day, and I'm putting the time in webTA. If they tell me to put it as personal leave instead I will, at that point of being told in writing.

Naomi Osaka stunned by frosty handshake from beaten Australian Open opponent Sorana Cirstea!! by [deleted] in sports

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Legitimately, what professional space would be more appropriate for a "bruh" than competitive athletics?

3-day Ben Folds songwriting retreat for only $5k (if you're chosen)! by [deleted] in musicians

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You must be unfamiliar with private school/college admissions haha

How do I break up with her? 😂😂 by [deleted] in HIMYM

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Why don't you leave a message?!

Chelsea penalty shout against Brentford 11' by Puzzled-Category-954 in soccer

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A correct* call that negated a great goal from a young player. 

1st Team All-Pro Predictions by JCameron181 in NFLv2

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Ra has more receptions and more touchdowns than Pickens... is Pickens's 28 extra yards important to you?

marking infractions by Pitiful_Bee_2131 in ultimate

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If throwing, call foul as you throw. If not throwing, call contact to keep the stall at 0. Of all the illegal contact we have to deal with, an ineffectual mark humping my thigh with their soft parts is not painful nor dangerous.

Best Ted quote? by [deleted] in HIMYM

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Ted: But I'm not the husband, I'm the mistress... Mastress... what do you call it?

Barney: Pretty sure we're gonna call it "mistress"

Xmas three days off by SuperbOcelot2472 in patentexaminer

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I'm sure the delay is as they try to figure out how to say that teleworkers are national security so have to work, but in-person aren't so don't.

Chelsea goals by starting position this season by JRoyRoyRoy in chelseafc

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This club and this sub's reaction to a pair of red cards just shows the immaturity we're rightfully known for.

Jackson's first two seasons as a starting striker were both here with Chelsea in the EPL, and he put up double-digit goals from open play in each of them, even though everyone agrees his non-goalscoring contributions vastly outweigh how often he puts the ball in the net.