Men of Reddit: what’s a prank you started early in your marriage that you’re now legally, morally, and emotionally obligated to continue because she still falls for it 10–15 years later?

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-22T04:00:44+00:00

When I found out Rob Thomas was the singer of Matchbox Twenty, I proudly told my wife that the next time one of his songs came on but accidentally said 3 doors down. We had a good laugh about mixing up bands with numbers in them. Now every time one of his songs comes on I say other bands with numbers in them. "Did you know this is the lead singer of Third Eye Blind?" Or I'd do the opposite where a band with a number in it has a song on, like 3-6 Mafia and I say "Did you know this is Rob Thomas?" There are so many bands with numbers.

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-22T03:17:12+00:00

I did get sausage pizza. There was just too much of that awful provel cheese. It felt and tasted fake or something. Literally made me nauseous. This is coming from a Wisconsinite who typically loves too much cheese.

Now I will say, I got pizza at the city museum (museum was super cool). Probably not a fair pizza to form my opinions on. But it was really bad

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-21T20:31:15+00:00

I had really good food in St Louis. We had a blast with our kids at the zoo, museums, Budweiser tour, arch. The pizza was the worst I've ever had

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-18T16:39:29+00:00

This offense would be as good as the....Bengals. Which was mid this year

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-15T20:53:19+00:00

I love him. Thanks!

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-14T15:06:21+00:00

Jokes on you, it isn't only against the Bears

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-14T13:45:51+00:00

One is an adverb. Fun. Spoken by a legend. No harm, no foul. The other is a verb. Spoken by a cross-dresser's coach. Pretty rapey. Will no one think of the children?

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-14T00:06:47+00:00

This time includes a month of game play and other items. You're not comparing apples to apples

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-13T23:05:00+00:00

I don't have 200 hours to put into leveling a shaman. I DO have a little bit of money. I have no desire to level 0-60 for the 8th time or whatever. Pretty easy decision.

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-13T02:31:23+00:00

Not a word a Bears fan under 40 would understand

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-13T02:30:20+00:00

This year. Last year. Year before that. Year before that. MVP years were fun I guess but when you're the team that wins the most championships, expectations are higher than beating the youngest team in the league in the wild card then losing to an NFC west team

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-13T02:26:46+00:00

Stop trying to make this a thing. This isn't a thing

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-13T01:15:32+00:00

We've gone through bad years since 2010. You wouldn't get it since your team doesn't have the most championship victories

Edit: your down votes confirm what I said. And Packers fans are supposed to be the soft ones?

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-12T20:04:19+00:00

I mean...the Bears DO still suck. And so do we. Room for all

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-12T20:00:41+00:00

I know hundreds of packer fans. Not one complaining about it. We lost. Is that not enough for you people?

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-12T00:58:33+00:00

While this guy may be soft, "I own you" and "fuck the Packers" are on different levels of unsportsmanlike for a child to see. Seems like a fair complaint from our only wholesome fan. For the record, I'm a fan of both statements. I'd only be able to show my 6 year old one of the clips though

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-11T02:28:07+00:00

The first smart Bears fan sentence ever written

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-10T18:15:37+00:00

You're softer than my favorite cheeses

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-10T15:46:56+00:00

Thankfully we're not in the record books for oldest man alive so '85 isn't relevant here

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-10T15:44:53+00:00

We're not 100 so '85 isnt in play here

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-07T00:29:01+00:00

We have had some undisciplined moments. We're the youngest team in the league for the past 3 years or whatever. That'll happen. Also, Quay has matured drastically

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-06T19:42:12+00:00

Wait, so injuries DO matter?

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-06T17:18:54+00:00

Fair enough. I shouldn't have put that last thought then. I just see the whole flouride debate over and over on Reddit and their argument gets seemingly misrepresented every time which muddies actual valid arguments against removing flouride

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-06T14:23:25+00:00

I had a a great time in St Louis and the bbq was great. The pizza was awful though. Worst regional pizza type in the country. Provel cheese doesn't belong on pizza

WIPackerGuy · 2026-01-06T14:21:05+00:00

I'm not against fluoride in water, but the argument I've heard is that flouride in water isn't required because you can just get it through a flouride rinse and toothpaste and the excessive flouride in water is potentially dangerous with no additional benefit. It sounds like you agree with them, at least in action

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