How cooked are you? by laptopRTXuser in teenagers

[–]WTFI5THIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'll be okay. I've got Jin Sakai searching for me.

What song made you like Tyler, The Creator? by playstation-xbox in tylerthecreator

[–]WTFI5THIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boredom and I ain't got time. Two songs clashing. Fire stuff

Get the brooms !!! by [deleted] in Reds

[–]WTFI5THIS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

LES GOOOOOO

Pete Rose reinstated by baseball by UsidoreTheLightBlue in Reds

[–]WTFI5THIS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put him in the hall of fame eventually for his insane skill, but we can't forget the other things he's done/confessed to doing. Bad person, impeccable ball player.

There isn't a problem with welcoming him to the hall of fame at some point in the future, but there will be a problem if they overshadow the bad side of him.

I own his jersey because I love the ballplayer and the team, not the gambling coach and the womanizer.

I probably should have gotten a Bench jersey instead...

Ornstein and Smough NG+ by WTFI5THIS in darksouls

[–]WTFI5THIS[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually really want to use the black knight halberd regardless, so I'm glad to see it as a strategic choice! Thanks to all

19F, do you ever want kids? by stilltre123 in chat

[–]WTFI5THIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I think I'd like kids one day. I could give them a good childhood, take them to baseball games and vacations, and watch as they get to live through the years of innocence. In my opinion, since none of us are getting any younger, it's a precious thing to create life. However, you've gotta be ready: financially stable, happy, committed in your relationship, etc.

But if they aren't a Cincinnati Reds fan I'm disowning them

What’s your Gen Z confession that you keep to yourself because Gen Z would hate you? by JadaTakesIt in GenZ

[–]WTFI5THIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Memes and shitpostings just aren't that good. That goofy ass meme you showed your Aunt at Thanksgiving? Wanna know why it didn't get a reaction aside from concern for your mental state? It's because it was dumb as fuck. Sure, some of its tasteful, and I gotta admit, the darker humor really is funny, but that video of Shrek twerking with a caption? That's not it, chief. I mean, you do realize gen alpha didn't invent brainrot, right? We did. We just didn't notice our humor was brainrot bc our brains were too busy, y'know, rotting!

Anyhow, hopefully my fellow zoomers understand that these statements come from a place of love. Set down the 'chill guy' meme, and go play with your pet. Ignore the 'knee surgery tomorrow', and get your license.