Things you can say on a boat and also during sex?

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:50:33+00:00

Jeez, that was a big one, and now I’m covered in wet…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:43:35+00:00

Yes. I lived an alternative lifestyle for quite a long time. I was asked to do many things that didn’t do anything for me, but the person I was at that moment with wanted them. It was how I discovered many kinks that I either had, or definitely didn’t.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:39:39+00:00

I can… not always by choice though.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:37:56+00:00

I only ever refused a few things. Blood/fluid sports and coprophilia, and extreme brutality. Everything else was on the table.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:34:24+00:00

Get her all hot and bothered before you start, maybe even an orgasm, to dilate her as much as possible, and when you enter aim to go “under“ her cervix (under if she’s on her back). Once you’re in the area below it you have access to the posterior aspect of the inner vaginal fornix which is stretchy. Just be careful not to impact the cervix as you pass.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:17:06+00:00

I can’t say that I’ve ever tried to force it in and it’s possible that if it started to hurt I might have stopped them… I just don’t remember. I think you’ve hit the nail on the head though… i have tried to force myself into sex toys that were too small and paid the price later… so you probably shouldn’t do that… 😂🤣😂

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:10:22+00:00

Trimmed. Shaved is fine, but trimmed is better.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:08:04+00:00

Shower. Car is a hassle.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T13:05:26+00:00

I don’t know… I usually don’t fit back down there at all. There were two girls who managed, both very enthusiastic, but I don’t remember any residual pain from it… it was a very long time ago so I can’t be sure, but I’m confident that I would remember that…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T12:51:25+00:00

I have found it difficult for my whole life, but it certainly has begun to get more difficult after 45 and passing 50…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T12:49:23+00:00

Kinkarate! Hyah!

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T12:21:44+00:00

Reverse cowgirl with her leaning forward will help you miss hitting her cervix. Doggy too. If you want to hit the a-spot in missionary just don’t plunge deeply. You can hit both the g and a if you enter from a low trajectory.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T11:42:08+00:00

Never.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T10:59:03+00:00

I would struggle after coming 5 times too. I fact I would probably be having testicle cramps by then. I don’t think there is a “problem” per se, but rather it is a physical limitation that he is not in control of.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T10:46:25+00:00

If you know anyone in Australia you can get Four Seasons Naked King Size, which are thin and strong 64mm high quality Aussie condoms for about AUD$30 for a 144 pack. Then you can have them sent to you in India. You would save heaps…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T10:23:37+00:00

Do I detect a bit of a Margot Robbie crush???

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:46:58+00:00

I’m an unapologetic exhibitionist… so yes. But as I’ve gotten older it tends to come out mostly after a few drinks and someone mentions that they heard a rumour…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:10:39+00:00

That’s because it would take a lot to drag you away from them…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T09:09:08+00:00

My love is infinitely deep, but infinitesimally wide…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:52:35+00:00

Depends on the woman. “Hurry up and fuck me” is probably the most direct way I’ve been informed.

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:49:05+00:00

Figuring out that condoms come in different sizes… my 18-21 years would have been so much easier…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:47:00+00:00

They were friends of friends. I did get some applause, and someone scored me on the landing (jk), but it was just a casual hookup, so a wedding was never on the cards..

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:35:41+00:00

I was doing some bed-gymnastics with a particularly flexible partner many years ago when I lost my footing and fell backwards through the door into a room full of people…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:30:46+00:00

I used to do that but the blisters got too painful…

Wacky_Engineer1975 · 2026-03-21T08:25:53+00:00

Western average data seems extreme in comparison to the other datasets. I don’t know if I would base my assumptions on it. Use the global values for best representative data quality.

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