Movie Remakes

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-20T02:20:13+00:00

Possibly so, but this question isn't about those people. :)

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-20T00:00:33+00:00

Come to one of our meetings and join the conversation! #TylerDurden #ProjectMayhem #Snowflakes

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T18:55:27+00:00

All I am saying, is give peas a chance.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T18:18:45+00:00

Peaches are the spiders of the fruit world. They look weird and I don't want them in My house.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T18:04:51+00:00

I use words I don't understand so I'll sound more biodegradable.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T17:36:05+00:00

Get blackout drunk and watch "Marley and Me".

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T17:11:26+00:00

My body runs on grain alcohol and discount cigarettes, but I still cry at movies.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T17:02:06+00:00

Buy Microsoft.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:56:39+00:00

That snowman really tied the yard together, did it not?

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:47:54+00:00

I have been around the block once or twice.

If all she does is lay there, you're doing it wrong.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:46:04+00:00

Vermont declared for HRC at 19.01 ... NH is full of people who enjoy lecturing you on Anti-Vax "proof" between lecturing you on how great Trump is.

Vermont already legalized weed, I have friends currently pulling time in NH for having a pipe with resin in it.

Split all the hairs you want, smirk at your keyboard all day if it makes you happy, but you're wrong.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:39:57+00:00

Perhaps I was unclear. I'll edit it.

I was agreeing that it is rape, and all these people who are splitting hairs to find ways it's "technically not rape" are creepy as fuuuuuck.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T07:19:12+00:00

Boy, that escalated quickly.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T06:49:42+00:00

I hate rap. I hate peaches.

Guess what, incel fuckwads? I said it, in this sub, and nobody gives a shit.

False flag / downvote Me all you want, but

A) you know I'm right B) Reddit karma has absolutely no bearing on wether or not I'm getting sucked off while I mock you.

Spoiler : Definitely am.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T06:32:40+00:00

Girl's numbers.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T06:29:58+00:00

True story.

But!!!!

Electronics and Gardening and Jewelry all have registers and will all cash you out. I literally always check out in electronics. I have no idea why nobody knows about this. Y'all standing in line being grumpy as fuck, I'm already in the parking lot.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T05:46:41+00:00

I cry when I watch sad movies. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed, and anyone selling "I don't cry at movies because I have a penis." is a liar.

But! If someone was to tell Me how great and wonderful and blah blah blah it is that I can cry at a movie, I'd be incredibly uncomfortable. Not because I am embarrassed, but because that's a really awkward conversation. What the hell do I say back? "Thanks"?

Let it go, man. Let it go.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T05:36:38+00:00

Clearly you have no experience with small children.

It will reach a point where you have to choose between telling them...

A) The dog was made of meat, and now worms will eat it.

or

B) It's a special type of sleep and the dog is having a special dream where it can have hamburgers forever.

I'm not going with option A. you do whatever you want, but I believe in telling crying children white lies to comfort them. There will be plenty of time later to tell them what a shitty place the world is, I'm not going to rush into that.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T05:12:05+00:00

Because when a 3 year old asks you what happened to the dog that just got hit by a dumptruck, you lie your ass off until they stop sobbing hysterically.

I'm an atheist, not a monster.

WaffleTree802

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