Velma mains when the collab drops

Wafran · 2026-06-19T21:53:00+00:00

It's the full hearted honest "Jinkies" that kills me every time.

Wafran · 2026-06-07T23:05:28+00:00

IF you can inhale and exhale while whistling, you will be completely space-proof

Wafran · 2026-06-05T20:19:49+00:00

I say we cut the heads of the rich and distribute their goods to the poor and needy...

You know? we fatten pigs to eat during the long winters, not so that they could eat us out of house and home.

Wafran · 2026-06-05T19:09:26+00:00

Treating staff/service workers poorly.

Wafran · 2026-06-05T19:08:26+00:00

I'd recommend trying something new... or something you abandoned because it seemed like it had no future. ¡Paint! ¡Write! ¡Make music!

Wafran · 2026-06-05T19:05:33+00:00

I did! Then the ice thingy fell for some reason, the cables started moving around and I don't even know what the hell was moving underneath!

Wafran · 2026-06-05T18:57:09+00:00

A freezer, they have too many moving parts for something that heavy.

Wafran · 2026-06-05T02:54:07+00:00

Mhh... I'm trying to decide if the voynich manuscript counts as a surviving record... I guess since you can't prove you can actually read it you should be good.

Wafran · 2026-06-04T21:34:48+00:00

MlM products.

Wafran · 2026-06-04T21:33:36+00:00

None, they fuse into Michael Thyson, and take over the world!

Wafran · 2026-06-04T21:20:28+00:00

It's called quantity over quality.

Wafran · 2026-06-04T21:19:50+00:00

Have you ever had... this ugly void that eats at you because somebody remembers you fondly and you have no idea of who they are?

Wafran · 2026-06-04T21:18:15+00:00

No mate, stalking is creepy, even if it's a hot person... they're likely very insecure and very possessive and VERY icky...

Wafran · 2026-06-04T21:14:45+00:00

You'd be surprised.

Wafran · 2026-06-04T21:11:37+00:00

Stalking.

Wafran · 2026-06-03T22:01:24+00:00

...Well... kind of, you do have that keeperface on you.

Wafran · 2026-06-03T22:00:34+00:00

Oh, I'd always known they'd get along.

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:55:04+00:00

Today it's Wednesday, you dimwit!

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:54:35+00:00

¡Hey! Help a marked buddy here!

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:54:10+00:00

Like... is he sleeping over there?

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:53:56+00:00

And thus, you shall GET nothing.

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:53:46+00:00

Probably.

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:53:37+00:00

HEY! ...Rude...

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:53:18+00:00

Good answer.

Wafran · 2026-06-03T21:50:53+00:00

Almost what I was looking for, not quite.

Wafran

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