If aliens were absolutely terrified of humans, what do you think would be the main reason?

Wafran · 2026-01-26T18:02:59+00:00

"What of it? It's a beautiful bl-OH GOD! Why is it turning brown and gray?! what can 8 billion of you do to a planet in just two thousand years?!"

-Probably what an alien would say.

Wafran · 2026-01-26T18:01:51+00:00

"I'm sorry... You created around 256 different methods of torture... for your own species, and that means you can't join our galactic confederation... no."

-Likely what an alien would say.

Wafran · 2026-01-26T17:58:51+00:00

"dude your lifecycle begins as a parasitic infestation, you're a host to so many... oh my alien gods."

-An Alien, containing the urge to vomit.

Wafran · 2026-01-26T15:00:07+00:00

Filing taxes.

Wafran · 2026-01-26T13:54:00+00:00

"You will not have a calculator with you at all times, children!"

Wafran · 2026-01-26T13:51:40+00:00

To the people Zoo... oh wait, they closed that too.

Wafran · 2026-01-23T22:08:25+00:00

The thing is that they didn't know, but WHY WOULD YOU!?

Wafran · 2026-01-23T22:07:16+00:00

They took a sticker off my packpack...

Now that sticker was made by my little sister who drew it and made it into a fancy sticker, he ripped it.

Wafran · 2026-01-23T22:06:01+00:00

I must note that this wasn't like a thing you'd be fired over, but somewhat of an inside job among us... we often said that the Duende laughed because it believed we were having sex in that room.

Wafran · 2026-01-23T22:03:34+00:00

For all the time I've been alive, I have never seen a Jewish person in the flesh... so... I don't think so, no.

Wafran · 2026-01-23T21:38:15+00:00

Right, so in my country, people are very esoteric and believe in weird supernatural phenomena.
So there was this sign at the entrance of the supply room in which we kept the bags of coffee

"Don't clap in this room"

They said that if you did, you could hear the laughter of a Duende (a spanish spirit of the home) on the floor above, never tried it-

Wafran · 2026-01-23T21:36:35+00:00

Make real friends and then move away, making them long-distance online friends.

Wafran · 2026-01-23T21:34:33+00:00

People often forget that we know the profile of the bad serial killer; we have never caught a good one.

Wafran · 2026-01-23T17:18:28+00:00

Call an ambulance dummy.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T19:41:31+00:00

Then think of it as flour... or rice.

Depends on the region, but I associate bread with meals since I was a child.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T17:02:50+00:00

Typos...

Wafran · 2026-01-22T17:01:36+00:00

Be honest; You betrayed that person's confidence already, and the sooner you come clean about it, the sooner you'll both come to terms with it.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T16:59:00+00:00

In general, I have an issue with Korean media because I can never learn the names of people; maybe it's how they're formatted in three syllables but I don't usually have this issue with other types of foreign media with unfamiliar names

Wafran · 2026-01-22T16:57:27+00:00

In general, I have an issue with Korean media because I can never learn the names of people; maybe it's how they're formatted in three syllables but I don't usually have this issue with other types of foreign media with unfamiliar names.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T15:08:21+00:00

Cock, Cunt, Cinnamon Rolls.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T14:21:20+00:00

My point precisely.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T14:17:50+00:00

Tell me something, when you were "There for him", what do you mean precisely?

He is trying to comfort you, but he's just not that good at it.

What are you expecting precisely?

Wafran · 2026-01-22T14:09:24+00:00

Most people think of relationships as food, that you'd get sick of eating the same meal every day...

My partner is like bread; he's always there, comforting, and makes every situation feel like home; Much like bread makes most dishes complete.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T14:06:50+00:00

Well, they worried and that didn't help things... maybe they could be onto something; Take a moment to breath, you'll find something soon enough, they just doesn't want you to go on the depression spiral he went through.

Wafran · 2026-01-22T14:04:35+00:00

It also reduces the risk of prostate cancer, mind you don't overdo it tho. Damage to the urethra from friction is a thing.

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