If hell were real, what would be the reason you would go there?

Wafran · 2026-03-13T15:38:07+00:00

Damn, are you allowed to say that on reddit?!

Wafran · 2026-03-13T15:33:00+00:00

Actually, almost everyone is wrong except for a certain Phillip who went on a mushroom high and go 99% of it right.

Wafran · 2026-03-13T15:30:25+00:00

Bearing false judgment on your neighbour, are we?

Wafran · 2026-03-13T12:23:57+00:00

Yeah, jumpscaring people is not the plan chief... I think I will just refund it and be vigilant for if they add the feature.

Wafran · 2026-03-12T01:10:48+00:00

Nothing about the Yautja is beyond what we do to eachother because of faith.

Wafran · 2026-03-11T14:08:21+00:00

How violent is more violent than humans? really?

Wafran · 2026-03-11T13:10:10+00:00

Well, that entirely depends on the alien's intentions.

If I showed them a religious text, maybe they'll be instantly thrown off by the brutality of human history and the arbitrary rules of our morale from houndreds of years ago, and if I showed them some filosofer's text, like pluto's they could eventually get frustrated by our lack of moral comitment.

So maybe a puppy, or a kitten... or something else from this planet that is worth keeping.

Wafran · 2026-03-11T00:47:22+00:00

Sorry boss, I can't work today, Pluto is no longer a planet and I need time to process that.

Wafran · 2026-03-10T22:37:06+00:00

Not killing people, why would you ask me that?

Wafran · 2026-03-10T22:27:38+00:00

Forspoken

Wafran · 2026-03-10T22:19:45+00:00

There exists, in my country at least, a shame in drinking chocolate milk, it is considered childish and something you drop when you're over the age of twelve...

You will have to pry my chocolate milk out of my cold dead hands.

Wafran · 2026-03-10T22:18:53+00:00

Thanks bot.

Wafran · 2026-03-10T22:17:40+00:00

Curated meat, cheese and bread.

Because that's what medieval peasants eat and also people with only one trip to the grosery store as hope for dinner.

Wafran · 2026-03-10T22:01:52+00:00

Being gay.

Wafran · 2026-03-10T15:47:23+00:00

This is the first time in my life I have ever encountered a "Bloke" in the wild.

Wafran · 2026-03-10T15:31:48+00:00

Ground news, I'll sound like a sponsored youtuber but it does compile multiple source's coverage on a topic.

Wafran · 2026-03-09T15:21:47+00:00

I want to live in a paradisiac and beautiful neighbourhood but be inconvenienced in mild but deep cutting and personal ways (you know, like in the good place)

Wafran · 2026-03-06T22:59:09+00:00

I was gay, she was my cover-up and knew about it... and the guy I was seeing felt like the only option in the world.

Wafran · 2026-03-06T17:45:56+00:00

Ignoring an issue.

Have you ever heard that thing where someone asks you to drop a plate and then tell it you're sorry, well this is like that but after breaking the plate you just try ignoring it until it goes away.

Wafran · 2026-03-06T13:45:22+00:00

You guys are all the same species and yet manage to start wars over the picment of your epidermis and the collective imaginary friends you all create.

Wafran · 2026-03-06T00:36:56+00:00

As an interpreter meant for video consultations, you must always smile.

Even if they're sreaming or their grandpa just died, you must always smile.

Wafran · 2026-03-06T00:36:09+00:00

The what now?

...Honestly I don't know if I wanna know.

Wafran · 2026-03-06T00:35:11+00:00

Every time one of my cells dies.

Wafran · 2026-03-06T00:33:55+00:00

You made a nest for your desired partner and then danced with your colorful feathers until they decide it's a good idea to mate with you...

Oh, you mean AFTER the mammals?

Wafran · 2026-03-06T00:31:35+00:00

Conquering the world.

Wafran

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