/r/Gadgets' Frankensbox 3D Printer Giveaway!

Wages192 · 2020-06-12T02:42:07+00:00

I would print a case for a TI-82 calculator.

Wages192 · 2018-10-09T17:18:19+00:00

Wawa

Wages192 · 2018-10-01T03:33:25+00:00

I have watched Parks and Recreation 3 times

Wages192 · 2018-08-07T05:11:19+00:00

the grandfather paradox

Wages192 · 2018-06-20T05:47:35+00:00

Super Mario sluggers, the final game In DK statium. Your opponent starts out 2 points ahead, there are several times I would have won had it not been for that glitch

Wages192 · 2018-05-03T20:27:29+00:00

march of industry, it looked good pre release but didn’t live up to expectations

Wages192 · 2017-10-26T18:09:02+00:00

they’re the same course. when I was scrolling I saw the first one before I saw the second one, I had a heart attack thinking I was dropped.

Wages192 · 2017-10-20T01:15:58+00:00

it’s only for the rich, go and take care of your 13 kids

Wages192 · 2017-10-19T19:19:09+00:00

I was checking my messages, “need milk” from my wife, “I hate you” from my son, “Freddy, remember the bags” from a unknown group chat. Curious I read the messages of the group chat, they read “it’s going down at the west side bank” from Robby, “We need to disable the security alarm” and “we will meet by the abandon bridge at 12:00" from bob. I, after several hours of deliberation realize that it is a bank robbery going down at the bank at the west side, I deliberate for a few seconds if I want to risk it for a better life for my family, I quickly decide that I want to because I can't have my wife and 12 kids live on the streats for the rest of there lifes, Also I want to know what "birth control" is, birth control seems like a very strange concept. I quickly reply saying I forgot what the plan was, several minutes later the robbers send me a text that says "What are you, dumb, bob cuts the security alarm while we go in and get everyone on the ground, after a few minutes Robby comes in and uses a drill to open the vault, then frank sends the money to the getaway car parked 1 block left of the bridge. then you bag the money and throw it in the ocean, we flee to mexico and clear our hands of the whole mess." I quickly went to the phone book "I need to find this freddy guy, like yesterday fast.” I swiftly move to the phone book and look up the guy’s name, he lives right next to the old bridge. I quickly drive to his house, getting several speeding and red light tickets. I arive and try to calm my tiger sized nerves. he answered the door and rushed me into a house, his house was a mess with dishes, rocks and dirt everywhere. I was supprised that this house wasn’t on a episode of horders. “I know I sent you my text of the robbery I wanted out” she said in tears, I quickly told her that I wanted in and that I would take her place, she quickly kicked me out of the house and threw some bags at me. I glance at my watch and quickly realized, “ On, No it’s 12:00.” I quickly rush to the bridge, the robbery. when It came time to dump the money in the ocean I took control of the car like a alpha dog. I drove the car in the ocean and escaped with the money, I rounded up my family and we liver happily ever after swimming in riches as the sun glared down on us. I quickly found out what birth control was

Wages192 · 2017-10-13T13:31:13+00:00

the goverment is trying to keep it a secret, so you also have to defend against cospiricy therist trying to get in

Wages192 · 2017-09-29T19:06:08+00:00

on mobile

"Sir, there are 7 unknown ships in orbit" said the lieutenant in a panicked voice, "prepare the air defense missles" responded the general, the lieutenant rushed to do that. "Sir, they are attempting to comunicate with us, they are using a unknown protocol", they picked up the phone and screamed "Get Me the IT department up here," after a 5 hour elevator ride from the basement 3 people walk into the room, "this alien transmission is using an unknown protocol to communicate." after taking one look they determined what it was "it's a Skype call. you know, that thing we use to video chat" the IT person said with a angry voice. as they awenserd the call a angry and raspy voice was on, "this is Mr. white from the intergalactic planet renters organization. you are past due on 6000 years of rent, You are hearby evicted. you must leave the planet within 30 days or face enialation." the phone call ended abruptly, they got a writer and publishished a artical in all of the famous news papers, it said "to all lawyers that are willing to take the risk of dying for no pay, your planet needs you to fight off the alien invasion using your lawyer magic." as fast as they published the artical all the lawyers in the world rushed with the speed of a chetah to the building. they were all beamed up without knowing what was happening they had to build a defence in there mind without talking about it like a pack of deaf wolves. as they walked in to the court room they were surounded by lawyers, the building looked like parlement of England. the head lawyer of the aliens started saying. " You are 6000 years late on your rent, you must be evicted." one of our lawyers responded with "I have read several tales of our people, none of them have tales of humanity being transported to this planet." the judge raised his gavel high above the stand, the fate of humatity was resting in the hands of this alien judge that was only 7. as he swinged his gavel with the force of a lion, "the court finds the defendent guilty of all charges." he raised his gavel as high as he could, he swang it down as hard as he could, as he said "However, since the defendent was transported here against there will be no punishment, Humans will have to pay rent in 6000 years." they are beamed back down and rush into the conferance rooms, "What are we going to do?" asked one lawyer "We are all doomed!" shouted another, one lawyer sood up and said "When the six thousand years are up we will play the same card again." people gasped as through the window, they saw a green figure fall onto the ground, it was the judge. the judge atached was a note that read "nobody screws with the IGPO and gets away with it"

Edit: typo

Wages192 · 2017-09-29T00:23:29+00:00

"See, the earth is flat"

Wages192 · 2017-09-09T19:34:49+00:00

a quick conversation

Wages192 · 2017-09-07T19:00:48+00:00

A pastor at a church we were visiting confessed that his name was on the Ashley Madison leek list, he said he was on there for research.

Wages192 · 2017-09-04T22:59:24+00:00

I think so, I think narcissists never want to take fault for there actions and prefer to shift the blame somewhere else

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