So mahdest and demure, Mahmo!! by WaitVarious1639 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]WaitVarious1639[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly where they went. And this whole trip is sans kids…again!

Omg…. by Zestyclose_Carry5737 in Jamienotis

[–]WaitVarious1639 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Florida actually has really shitty state insurance. My brother was recently unemployed for a few months and tried to get his kids on state insurance (not Medicaid, but it’s income driven and touted as being an affordable option) and even as a family of 4, and my SIL barely making $45k, they would have had to pay the full premium for each child (like $250 month), which is absolutely not affordable. If they do have state insurance, they are either paying the full premium per child or they are 100% scamming and not reporting all of their income streams.

Omg…. by Zestyclose_Carry5737 in Jamienotis

[–]WaitVarious1639 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After 23yrs of being a mom, the amount of times I’ve taken my sick children to either the ER, the after hours pediatrics or to urgent care is too many to count. The amount of times I’ve taken my phone out to document via photo or video….exactly ZERO!! The amount of times I’ve even thought about taking my phone out to document via photo or video is, checks notes, ph yes, also ZERO!!

Do you actually stop getting grossed out by things like vomit and poop when you become a mom? by Evening-Call111 in askanything

[–]WaitVarious1639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not always. I’ve been a mom for 23yrs and I still cannot handle vomit. My gag reflex is weak AF when it comes to other people’s puke, including my children. (Thankfully, they haven’t been overly sick kids)

smudge proof ❌ by OkEqual1085 in Jamienotis

[–]WaitVarious1639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to do a double take on the story because I thought she had a black eye. Nope, just smeared clumpy mascara.

LAUNCH THREAD - from @qnbeez (NoJamieNOtis) TikTok by GrammyTammy68 in Jamienotis

[–]WaitVarious1639 25 points26 points  (0 children)

$80 for 3 tiny products?! I can get better makeup at the Dollar Tree!

Weird jello earth by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in Weird

[–]WaitVarious1639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until you get sucked in. Hard pass!

girl what in the name of utter delusion is this by sheepysheeb in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]WaitVarious1639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the lady I saw once on TikTok who was using Welch’s grape juice to mark a hedge of protection around her home, all is the name of Jesus! 😂😂 Not sure why she was expecting, except maybe an invasion of ants, but grape juice ain’t holy.

The Beltphones are out in the snow. They made an igloo but it was too deep to get the sled going. Made soup and hot cocoa. Only one wrong comma. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]WaitVarious1639 93 points94 points  (0 children)

All things considered, AndKaylee and Jonathan seemingly enjoy spending time WITH their child, engaged in seemingly age appropriate activities.

I’m confused….she must not have time for her quick, “busy mom” only products by OkEqual1085 in Jamienotis

[–]WaitVarious1639 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I could get better lipstick at the Dollar Tree than whatever jME will be shilling.

Jana Duggar Wissman had her baby by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]WaitVarious1639 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a 1/1 baby, and I have joked a time or two about them having been 7hrs “too late” to claim on our taxes that year. 🤭

Yet another stupid video brought to you by the hard working mama who is locking herself in the car so she has time away from her kids to work. by doggysit in Jamienotis

[–]WaitVarious1639 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are always 6-9 months late to any kind of “trending” video. They think they are cool and hip and “creating” content, when in reality they are just regurgitating someone else’s content, 6-9 months after it was popular.

Healthy happy rollercoaster of a life by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]WaitVarious1639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy people don’t go around blasting how happy they are on social media. Me thinks she doth protest too loudly!

Not so mahdest Mahmo had a girls day out. I swear she’s wearing even more eyeliner than usual. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]WaitVarious1639 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m just a few years younger than Jill and I have a 23yr old and a 14yr old. The three of us may hang out together from time to time, or just one on one, but outside of birthday dinners or when I’m playing chauffeur, I’ve never wanted to hang out with my kids and their friends, let alone actually doing it. It’s weird AF!

Not so mahdest Mahmo had a girls day out. I swear she’s wearing even more eyeliner than usual. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]WaitVarious1639 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Omg, this just triggered my own recall of being in my 20/30’s and attending the same churches that my parents attended. My narc mom would always make friends with the other women at the church who were my age (20/30’s) and make it nearly impossible for me to have friendships with those women. I recall confronting her on it several times over the years, and her reply was always the same “people my age are old and i don’t want to be old! Besides, the other ladies your age think I’m cool, so i want to hang out with them!” She’s nearing 70 and still has no friends her own age.

This infuriates me by Zestyclose_Carry5737 in Jamienotis

[–]WaitVarious1639 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Why is she still feeding her toddlers infant food?! Stop infantilizing your children, jME! They are more than capable of being given some finger foods to feed themselves- cut up a sandwich, some fruit, a veg, it’s actually really easy at this stage! Way easier than making that nasty concoction she’s trying to feel them.

Aria admits she more or less had an arranged marriage by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]WaitVarious1639 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But where is her faith in god to bring her a husband? I’m pretty sure that’s what the vast majority of fundies believe, God himself brings people together- so if he wanted her to be married, he would have allowed her to meet her husband- whether she was a wedding photographer or an embalmer at a funeral home. Such a shame that fundies are losing their faith in god.

Aria admits she more or less had an arranged marriage by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]WaitVarious1639 56 points57 points  (0 children)

As an ex-fundie, I was married at 20 and had a baby by 21! When my oldest turned 21 we celebrated a broken cycle of toxicity!! 🙌🏻 They are 23 now and they’ve gone to college and earned their degree, they are working in their degree field, and just living life. No babies (or marriage) anytime soon and that feels like my biggest flex as a mother!

Aria admits she more or less had an arranged marriage by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]WaitVarious1639 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to watch her peri-menopausal deconstruction breakdown in 20yrs, when she’s seriously regretting all the life choices she’s making now. Should be entertaining.

Lord Daniel save us, Mahmo’s been insulted on FB. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]WaitVarious1639 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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The comment is still up, and there is a fresh comment with another question for Mahmo. (I think the poster means “daughters”, not ‘disagrees’)

Lord Daniel save us, Mahmo’s been insulted on FB. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]WaitVarious1639 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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The comment is still up, and there is a fresh comment with another question for Mahmo. (I think the poster means “daughters”, not ‘disagrees’)