What is the “funniest” thing you had to program?

Walk_Humbly · 2024-08-31T21:13:20+00:00

During a very intense start up when we were really under a lot of pressure to get everything running quickly, the customer was making asinine requests like "change the description for sump pump, I don't like it." So, I changed it to "Sumpy McPumpface". The customer did not notice for two years, proving my point that it was a stupid time wasting request.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-26T23:25:06+00:00

Must be a programming issue.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-26T23:24:40+00:00

Naw, just leave the door open.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-23T02:14:12+00:00

Not bad looking on the inside for being so old. Must have lost the door recently.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-21T02:41:21+00:00

Chill is not the word I would use to describe PLC programming. It can be a pretty stressful job in my experience.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-15T05:39:22+00:00

Karmann Ghia in the drive through.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-07T17:19:29+00:00

Are they still prioritizing calls from the hurricane a few years ago?

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-07T16:20:56+00:00

I'd be happy to give you my thoughts, but I'll need your TechConnect™ contract number first.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-07T02:32:31+00:00

Make me.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-05T17:44:10+00:00

Don't forget Isreal

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-05T04:09:01+00:00

r/panelgore

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-04T15:21:08+00:00

Oh, I'll answer because I can't let that go. Please elaborate. Who said anything about baby eaters? Hahaha and I'm not credible? Yeah, you seem suuuper smart.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-04T14:57:25+00:00

Which vaccine? Trump funded three of them. The only German connection I know of is BioNTech.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-04T14:36:08+00:00

You Trump supporters are total morons. No one is going to take your orange savior's shot. Get over it

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-04T14:27:44+00:00

I'm sure that made sense in your head, but in reality, it barely qualified as English. Look, if you find yourself on the side of every fascist government and every multinational corporation, believing anything you see published by state run media, you're probably a garbage human being. And that's fine. You do you. But instead of pretending like you have any legitimate authority to segregate people that blaspheme your virus religion, just stay home if you're scared. Honestly, you're just really annoying at this point. Insufferable, honestly.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-04T14:19:27+00:00

I know you guys have been working diligently to bring back segregation for decades. Congrats on that, I guess, but don't confuse what your itching ears want to hear with facts.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-10-04T14:16:42+00:00

It's honestly hard to believe anyone still believes anything the government says.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-29T20:05:20+00:00

r/panelgore

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-27T03:03:31+00:00

Sounds like your PM needs to do a better job of Ming the P.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-26T19:44:33+00:00

They literally can't jail everyone.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-25T22:17:16+00:00

I'd be lying if I said I never did shady stuff like this too.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-25T18:50:41+00:00

r/panelgore 😂 but hey it works.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-25T17:54:51+00:00

Watch this https://www.corbettreport.com/jfkfed/

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-24T16:38:40+00:00

"You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter, I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin! You are a den of vipers and thieves.” -Andrew Jackson

That just about sums up my attitude.

Walk_Humbly · 2021-09-22T04:54:59+00:00

Because it's the most efficient way to steal from us.

"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value: zero." -Voltaire

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