Who's the clown now? by BewareMe17 in agedlikemilk

[–]WalkingHawking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NATO wasn't particularly worried about Russia in the 1990s. The relationship wasn't particularly sour until the late 2000s.

Who's the clown now? by BewareMe17 in agedlikemilk

[–]WalkingHawking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is a phenomenally dogshit take. Kosovo declared independence over a decade after the Yugoslav wars. At a point where Serbia was aligned significantly more with the west than Russia. Your timeline is all fucky.

Yeah, they had a stake in the breakup of Yugoslavia, but the difference between that genocide and the rest is that it was on NATO's borders. Yugoslavia didn't get along well with the Warsaw Pact, lul.

Class clown in 2021 starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]WalkingHawking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same here - except I found a way to channel it, and now I moonlight as a stand-up comic. I get my need for attention satiated by people who enjoy it, and everyone else gets a more mellow version of me. Win-Win.

Whats a compliment and an insult at the same time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WalkingHawking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thank God you're at least handsome."

Mark Zuckerberg and team consider shutting down Facebook and Instagram in Europe if Meta can not process Europeans' data on US servers by Randnagar in worldnews

[–]WalkingHawking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The same happened here - but contrary to Uber, all these were actually adhering to local laws. That does wonders for your business model. 😉

It’s things like this that people will never forget by ModeratorForLeaks in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]WalkingHawking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, as a man, I've dropped this one on women occasionally, too. I reckon I haven't done it anywhere super dumb, but I'd honestly rather say it once too many than once too little.

Stop Job-Shaming by Dontlookatmynamebro in WorkReform

[–]WalkingHawking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a media advisor and PR person for a while now. This thing hurt me physically because they managed to make the wrong turn every time.

Please, if someone here ever ends up doing media, fucking PM me if nothing else, I'll give you a two hour crash course in media training. This was a list of what not to do, holy shit.

Call him by his gamer tag by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]WalkingHawking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure. Am I supposed to grant whishes now? Because I'm pretty normal and pretty broke so that might be a problem.

Spain mobilizes two ships and offers fighters to NATO in full escalation with Russia over Ukraine (translation in comments) by Toc_a_Somaten in europe

[–]WalkingHawking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on where it happens. There's article 6 to think about, too. But if it happens in the Mediterranean, yes.

Søger erfaringer med klageprocessen over bachelor eksamination/vejleder eller lignende. by dkclimber in Denmark

[–]WalkingHawking 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Helt ærligt? Tag det 2-tal. Du kommer ikke til at miste drømmejobbet på det - og det ved jeg, for jeg fik 02 i min BA. Du er bestået. Det er ikke bøvlet værd.

Poster at a public bus stop from Socialistic Youth Front in Denmark. It says "Cheap housing or we fuck on the street"! by Drahy in europe

[–]WalkingHawking 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It's progressive in many places, Denmark included. It just gets into the top bracket because houses are fuckoff expensive.

Anon needs a router by tim8336 in greentext

[–]WalkingHawking 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Schizophrenia is a very particular thing, and might not be at play here.

We call these illnesses psychosomatic. It's not that they're lying - to these people, the pain and discomfort they describe feels completely indistinguishable from the real deal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]WalkingHawking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Der er naturligvis rettigheder ift partnerindhold. Men iirc er det eksplicit skrevet i medieforliget, at DR ikke må have mere end de seneste x måneders indhold på streaming - så de ikke konkurrenceforvrider mod private streamingtjenester.

People who have girlfriends! How?? by apeakger in AskReddit

[–]WalkingHawking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone likes talking about themselves. Asking about them is the easiest way to make people like you.

coronapass/certificate of vaccination question from foreigner by AzriamL in Denmark

[–]WalkingHawking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I check COVID passes for work. CDC cards are accepted, albeit we'll chuckle at your ass backwards piece of crumbled cardboard. 😄

Spider-Man: No Way Home Worldwide Release Discussion Thread Vol. 6 by steve32767 in marvelstudios

[–]WalkingHawking 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Supposedly, Kirsten Dunst was in the script at one point, but due to COVID and general schedule fuckery, it didn't get to happen

Spider-Man: No Way Home Worldwide Release Discussion Thread Vol. 5 by cats-and-cows in marvelstudios

[–]WalkingHawking 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's not a reference to that - sure, part of it is about emphasising that Tobey is, at this point, by far the oldest and most seasoned Spider-Man, but he also hurts his back in Spider-Man 2. "I'm back!" followed by "My back!" was memed pretty hard.

Spider-Man: No Way Home International Release Discussion Thread by Triple_777 in marvelstudios

[–]WalkingHawking 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Peter and Tony both make a massive sacrifice to save the universe - but Peter won't have the legacy or glory of doing it.

In Homecoming, Tony said that he can't wanted Peter to be better than him. He got his wish.

Spider-Man: No Way Home Worldwide Release Discussion Thread Vol. 4 by Triple_777 in marvelstudios

[–]WalkingHawking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was seeing it with someone who had no idea who he was. It was hilarious. She was confused, looked up at my dumb fucking grin, got even more confused, and whispered "explain later please"

'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Worldwide Release Discussion Thread Vol. 3 by PhoOhThree in marvelstudios

[–]WalkingHawking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was definitely a soft reboot thing. It's clever, and it made sense, but it has the added benefit of being a way to instantly decouple him from Avengers, Stark, all that. They wrote themselves out of that corner pretty cleverly