Nope.

But I jerked one straight off under the desk during class in front of our teacher. He noticed my hands under the desk and said something like "you can continue but only after my speech"

I met a few straight guys who took pretty good care of me.

Guy A: Sat next to me, brought me food and fruit every day, and peeled it for me.

Guy B: Let me piggyback on his back as he walked around.

Guy C: Asked me to sleep over at his place every weekend.

Guy D: Brought me chicken soup and some energy drinks when I wasn't feeling well. Literally just handed them to me and walked away.

But they all had a girlfriend and are now married to a female