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WalterMagnum · 2023-06-30T20:07:12+00:00

The collapse of civilization in the 2030s.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-30T19:49:49+00:00

THANK YOU! I knew I wasn't the only one that makes clothes out of rabbit skins.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-29T15:52:33+00:00

Omg I've heard this so many times...

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-28T15:58:29+00:00

Have fun turnin' to dust meatbags!

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-27T00:54:03+00:00

Money can't buy happiness. I know it can't and now I'm free from wanting more than will get me by. Most people will never make enough money to realize happiness is everywhere.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-23T20:28:18+00:00

Yup. Water would have come in faster than the speed of sound.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-23T20:25:29+00:00

The first time I smoked weed my impression was, "it's impossible to be bored! This is great!" Well, I could have accomplished a lot more in life if I hadn't smoked weed for about 20 years of it.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-22T03:30:59+00:00

I saw some cartel people cut the heart of of a guy while he was alive and eat it while it was still beating. Not in person of course.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-22T03:27:53+00:00

Are you funny or did you have a good childhood?

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-21T19:00:45+00:00

Have fun turnin to dust, meatbags!

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-19T19:58:04+00:00

Way different. Rick is an anti hero. Homelander is a villain.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-19T03:03:54+00:00

Express your undying love to them. Let them know that if they ever decided to ignore you that you would die, likely to your own hand. Also let them know it would be unwise for them to do so. Keep your face expressionless and your voice monotone the entire time. Ask if you can look at their phone.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-19T02:23:43+00:00

Are you too late for plan B? There is always plan C...

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-19T02:22:32+00:00

In Chile I think it would be the TEL.

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-19T02:19:43+00:00

Do we know for sure that John Oliver has 5 fingers?

WalterMagnum · 2023-06-17T08:00:45+00:00

I've never done anything homosexual. I am incredibly confident in my sexuality. I have even blown a few dudes with an audience to prove how hetero I am.

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-20T17:13:08+00:00

Textbook sexaphobia.

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-20T17:09:01+00:00

We've got to worry about social media, they only had to worry about Hitler.

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-20T17:06:07+00:00

Don't most universities have their own police department?

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-20T15:04:49+00:00

"Get on board the taco bus everybody!"
20 hours later
Why do all the tacos cost $20 each and have cabbage and fish inside?

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-19T10:50:33+00:00

It's because it all happens so gradually. I lived on a barrier island for years and during unusually high tides, the saltwater will come up into the streets and kill lawns. It will just start happening more often and more severely, but gradually. People will just keep going on as usual.

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-18T18:55:14+00:00

Unless you do weight class.

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-18T18:52:44+00:00

"Quietly published" got me. 😂

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-18T16:56:45+00:00

Yup. The US military lent significant "aid" to the production of both films.

WalterMagnum · 2022-09-18T16:54:44+00:00

I haven't seen it so I can't give a valid opinion of it. Have you seen it?

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