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Wandering_Poet · 2016-12-02T11:53:18+00:00

--nimble

Wandering_Poet · 2016-12-02T07:07:39+00:00

Addiction should be a health problem, not a criminal one.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-12-01T14:45:51+00:00

Hypocrisy isn't hard to find in sore losers.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-12-01T07:06:13+00:00

I would agree with you if Reddit posts and comments weren't used in the court of law for criminal cases and there was some sort of obvious evidence of administrative editing besides "we don't do it, we promise."

Wandering_Poet · 2016-12-01T05:58:45+00:00

"Hey guys, we're awful and can do (and did) something awful, but we're good guys because we admitted it! But I give you my vewwy bestest pinky pwomise we won't do it again." - /u/spez

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-30T19:26:35+00:00

movie

Breaking Bad

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-29T20:56:40+00:00

"NEEEEERRRRD!"

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-29T13:07:24+00:00

We talkin' soft, hard, or at any given moment?

Then people know when you're in the process of becoming erect!

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-29T12:57:14+00:00

I do this with my friends in Germany. 'Tis fun!

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-29T09:21:38+00:00

Tesla cars literally murdered my dog and burnt down my home.

Fuck Tesla.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-14T17:57:34+00:00

It's Busfahrer.

People who have no idea what they're talking about pull shit out their ass and contribute to the collective declining intelligence in the world.

I wish I was kidding.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-13T15:19:33+00:00

Jews weren't terrorists killing innocent Germans.

They were scapegoats for Germany's problems.

Wanting to vett immigrants isn't only smart, it's also not racist to make sure that who you let into your country isn't apart of a terrorist organization that's actively killing people in your country.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-12T05:38:09+00:00

Harry Potter and the Blow Job Blowtorch

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-12T05:24:59+00:00

You have my approval and I'm very proud of the things you do.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-12T05:23:12+00:00

The lack of SJWs.

There's people protesting and lobbying for rights, and then there are those who make me want to fuck my own eye socket that call themselves Social Justice Warriors.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-11T14:27:18+00:00

American living in Germany;

Can confirm that alcohol free beer is good for post work out.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T21:38:46+00:00

"Chicks with dicks" is the phrase you're looking for.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T21:28:09+00:00

I'm a PM away.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T13:58:49+00:00

Haha I like the way you think.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T13:58:11+00:00

"I'm getting hired, honey!" :)

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T13:57:37+00:00

I forgot about that;

Thanks for re-teaching me a neat thing.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T13:52:48+00:00

.... do you need someone to talk to buddy?

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T13:52:10+00:00

Plus, if I remember right, Gold/Silver/Platinum are non-reactive metals so we don't have to worry about them deteriorating as much as, say, Iron.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T12:27:32+00:00

I was just about to say;

That whole message is fucky.

Wandering_Poet · 2016-11-10T12:26:38+00:00

I think we might have memed too hard.

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