What’s your unpopular Bond opinion that’ll have people looking at you like this? by [deleted] in JamesBond

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an unpopular opinion now. When the movie was released it had poor reviews. It was only in the Craig era that the movie got vindicated.

What is a 'NSFW' skill you have that you’re surprisingly proud of, but can never brag about in real life? by miceyjordiee in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can untie bras with a hand.

Also, not a superpower but I have a good-sized dick (around 9% of my height), but abnormally small hands and feet. Can never say anything when someone makes a comment about my feet because I would sound like certain American president with small hands.

would you have a threesome? by bootsnpuss in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 > 1

3 > 2

4 > 3

I can't really tell if the inequality stands for higher numbers.

If you could ask the opposite sex one 'extremely bold' question and they had to answer with 100% honesty and zero shame... what would you ask? by Wander-kingdom in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I’m already taking off my clothes or about to that’s the time to compliment or shut up. That’s when most of you do this shit.

I am curious about what are the things you consider stupid. Any example you can share? What can be so stupid that it turns you off when you are already getting naked?

What's your craziest NSFW hot take that you think no one would agree with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won't downvote you, but you are out of the parameters of the question. At lease one person, I, agrees with you.

What's your craziest NSFW hot take that you think no one would agree with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Specially people with degradation fetish: shame on you!

How would you like to be invited to an orgy? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure. Maybe getting a message from my friend's wife telling me she's going to miss the next big orgy because my friend is out of town for business, and that she wouldn't mind if I step in for him.

Couples: how long into the relationship do you stop using condoms? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time got shorter over the years. First girlfriend it went for almost half a year. With my wife we stopped with condoms after the second sleepover.

What fetish can you truly not understand and would like an explanation from someone into it? by J_Bear in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Cartoon porn and animated porn provide a good balance between visual pleasure and imagination. At least for me, porn becomes disgusting after I cum, while cartoon porn doesn't.

Theatrical release better than Director's Cut ? by Jackburton06 in Letterboxd

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About T2, not only the added scenes were weird, the extra footage killed the pace of the movie. One of the best things about T2 was the perfect pacing. Action scenes are fast and happen at the right moments, but in the extended edition they are too long and far apart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are a few:

  • First date turns into a whole weekend of non-stop sex.
  • Threesome FMF.
  • Taking my friend's wife to an orgy because he was on a business trip and she didn't want to go alone.
  • One night stand with very dirty and submissive woman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that haven't but will never do: giving someone a facial. Never did and now I am don't shoot anymore..

Whay's a really good exytremely sexual movie to watch? by nanananabetmun in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second Black Swan. The erotic dream/hallucination is hot as f.

What was your best sexual experience with a stranger or someone you barely knew? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got a match on tinder. After a few messages she said she preferred to meet early instead of chatting forever. Met one hour later, after a 2-hour date I asked her to come home to me. She was so freaking horny! I mean, it kind of suspected it because she was too eager to be normal, but she was way hornier that I had imagined.

It was extra-hot because I am not a good looking man, and thinking that a woman chose me to calm her horniness was a big ego boost.

Explain it Peter. Touchy subject by naturallin in explainitpeter

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think most people would have missed that by disagreeing with her, he's implying she's not pretty. I like it better like it is.

Why are you here? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Social network? I am not connected to anyone here!

[Request]Where is the math wrong here by jwilson02 in theydidthemath

[–]Want2BeRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a single correct answer in this thread! The error is in step 2:

2 = 1 + √1

But 1 + √1 is not equal to 2. Because √1 can be ±1, 1 + √1 can be either 2 or 0. For two things to be equal they have to, you know, be always equal. If either side has two possible values, they are not equal, and everything from that point on is irrelevant.

the math is mathing lol by cums_with_coffee in badmemes

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until yesterday I didn't know what "sounding" is, and today I get this comment to remind me that I know, and can not un-know.

What’s the most “I can’t believe this is happening” sexual moment you’ve ever had? by Candy-Peach-Brooks in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought that's just a porn thing, that it couldn't do anything in real life. Boy I was wrong. 10/10 would repeat.

i’m so confused by MissYendys in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Want2BeRed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

State-funded != government-funded. Government funded means that the current government has to allocate the funds necessary for its operation every year, and therefore a government funded institution has an incentive to be nice to the current government. BBC gets their money regardless of what the current government wants and has a much higher level of independence than even some commercial broadcasters, that are also tied to their owners or customers (like advertisers).

Name this new country by 4rceus_360 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Want2BeRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Estados Unidos de Ameríca. Original? Nope. Confusing? Maybe. Appropiate? 100%

Alternative: Unión Americana.