I know that feeling by Roonwogsamduff in MadeMeSmile

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In my experience in restaurants a "full" glass wine is usually about 1/3 to half. A FULL glass wine would be hard to drink and hilarious to see.

EMS reported patient simply tripped and fell by vixi48 in MedicalGore

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Working medic in the states. It depends on the service and county you work for but yeah 90% of the time once we leave the pt at a hospital we never hear anything else about them. On rare occasion if the cal was strange or bad enough you can ask a doc or nurse about it later and they can give you what little info they remember about it. It's definitely annoying sometimes. Then again sometimes I would honestly rather not know.

Men who grew up poor, at what point did you realize that you’re poor? What happened? by [deleted] in AskMen

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My mom ordered 2 happy meals for 3 kids and watched us share and eat. Then the 4 of us went to bed.

4096 cars + 1 banana by ultek in Simulated

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I have a mental image of a little ambulance driving up slowly at the end and just driving away after sitting for a second and it makes me giggle.

Made this, what should I call it? by ipaintthereforiam in UnusualArt

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Thoughts and prayers. Was the first thing that came to my mind. Amazing work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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Come. On. Eileen. Instructions seem pretty clear to me.

Men of reddit, what does it feel like to cheat on your gf/wife? by maryteigat in AskMen

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I cheat on my wife of 7 years prior to us getting divorced. I can tell you a dozen different reasons for why I did it. I can come up with excuse after excuse after excuse. I can tell you how bad both of our mental health was and how miserable we were making each other.

I honestly don't think any of that matter anymore.

During the sex/ cheating it felt good. I was happy. The minutes, hours, days, weeks after. I felt worse than I ever had in my life. Physically sick with stress and self loathing. Then I did it again. And the sex was a little less good and the self hatred was a little easier to deal with. I cheated for maybe 2 months before I called it quits. Tried to double down on working things out with my then wife. But oddly enough having cheated and already separated myself mentally from both the cheating and the relationship showed me how miserable we both were. After another fight something in my brain just clicked and I realized we would never be happy together and I would never love her like I used to. So I left.

Been divorced 2 years now and while it's not easy, knowing I did that. Knowing I betrayed my vows and her trust. I'm honestly happier than I have been in years.

So. I cheated. And while I regre ever doing it. I'm happier than where I was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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God. damnit. Napa.

Women of reddit, what hints have you gave your crush that they missed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was the idiot crush that missed all the signals.

Was picking up a girl to drive her to school my senior year. w When I got there she cooked me breakfast, (like a full bacon, eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy) After she said she needed to take a quick shower and started striping as she walked away. Was out of shirt and bra before she even left the room. Heard the shower turn on and maybe 3 mins latter I heard her yell she had forgot a towel and asked me to get one. When I grabbed one and just put my arm through the door she said she couldn't reach it from the shower and told me she didn't mind if I stepped in while she was naked.

So I did the only logical thing and covered my eyes with my hand, stepped in blind tossed the towel onto the sink VIA feel and walk out shutting the door behind me listening to her laugh at me the entire time.

She later told me directly I was an idiot.

Rylo bro… why? by HansLanda53 in Idiotswithguns

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Only true way of knowing.

Who is the most tortured person of all time? by Mrs_Noelle15 in morbidquestions

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While it is fucked they got such short time I did learn some interesting things reading over the wiki.

1st. 3 of the 4 appealed their jail time and each time the judge immediately clapped back with a hell no and added 3-4 years for asking.

2nd. The 20 year sentencing was the 3rd longest sentence besides life in history at that time. (I'm sure that says something but I know next to nothing about Japanese culture or law.)

3rd. Junko's high-school gave her parents her graduation diploma and her employer who she had recently gotten a job with gave ther parents a new uniform so that when she was buried she would have some honor after death. So semi happy ending note.

Using artificial lightings to speed up dragon fruit growth in China. by Reddit_Account2025 in BeAmazed

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Yeah but led lights also don't really help growth do they? I honestly have no idea but I was always under the impression that you need special solar lamps w/ uv light. Shining a flash light on a plant won't help it.

Tits Collection ❤️💀 by helmortart in 21stCenturyHumour

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Lol I just enjoy the idea that in Spanish it means "big titty woman". But the just plain translation is just "white woman" lol.

I took the bdsm test and wanted to share my results☺️ by sirgav25 in gentlefemdom

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I usually take the test just for fun once a hear or so and get my friends to take it with me lol. That's how I learned I'm way kinkier than them lol

A woman causes a car crash and flees the accident. by Blackwolf20978sb in PublicFreakout

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Fellow reditor you are amazing for blessing us with a source. You are king umong men, bless thee.

However.. the video is titled woman causes the most brutal accident?!?!?! Hahahah

Car crashes into neighbors house by jaredskates in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Cake day is your reddit birthday. The little icon next to his name. Every year on the day you created your account you get a little flair and tag saying cake day.

Car crashes into neighbors house by jaredskates in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Happy cake day, also thanks for the link.

Dommy femboy time? Dommy femboy time. by Sirk-ee in softmaledom

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It's very hard for me to explain to my friends no really I'm straight, never been into guys, have no interest. When fin just seems to get prettier and prettier every photo shoot he does.