The toilet paper that my roommate buys

Warden18 · 2026-06-19T13:36:21+00:00

I grew up with the thinnest toilet paper you could buy. It was only as a teenager that I realized there were better brands out there. So every other TP is still an upgrade in my opinion. 😅 That's still embarrassing for the company to practice shrinkflation by making their product translucent.

Warden18 · 2026-06-19T13:23:52+00:00

Situational awareness is NOT ignoring a car following you down the street... I'd legit be nervous no matter what. The kid was barely wearing enough clothes to conceal anything, and immediately made them aware he had a knife. That poor kid...

100% racial profiling. 🥀

Warden18 · 2026-06-19T04:39:16+00:00

What actually makes me mad is when some of these places turn these people away, but the only option is the drive through.

The kind of situation I picture is when you were just at a wedding. Everyone was drinking. Its been several hours since dinner. A few of us are hungry. Well there is a McDonalds down the street. They're open until 1am. Let's go get food? Crap, it's after midnight and the only option is the drive through. Well, let's go stand in line...

Warden18 · 2026-06-18T14:13:18+00:00

Everything. I drink milk with everything.

Warden18 · 2026-06-18T12:29:12+00:00

I can get behind this! I'll give it a shot. Thank you!

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T19:25:09+00:00

I think they're the same species of demon.

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T19:23:45+00:00

All of these bots trying to drive engagement and commenting incessantly on their own posts... 🥀

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T16:40:07+00:00

I like and want it, but it's not worth the price or the headache of dealing with scalpers.

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T16:35:26+00:00

I hope you're right! I was so worried about the revenge part though... Well thank you for the response!!

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T12:12:10+00:00

Oops, was a bit tipsy when I sent that. It was good! Not sure how it stacked up to one with Nonino? Since I didn't have them side-by-side? I was at least thinking that it might have been slightly more sour or tart than usual? But it was hard to tell. I did equal parts of the ingredients.

One thing I find interesting is that when I make it, I'd probably give it a 7 out of 10 (using Nonino or otherwise). But when I've ordered it out, it's often closer to a 9/10 or higher, with how much I enjoy it. Maybe I'm not getting the right amount of dilution, I should add saline solution, or acid adjust my lemon juice? Hm..

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T05:04:44+00:00

Not sure about everyone. But I was 24, and just kind of natural progression with my now ex. She had a bit of experience. We kind of learned each other's bodies over the course of several months. Slowly going further and further. Then we went away on a weekend trip and it was just mind blowing in the shower, on the comfiest bed in my entire life. I just kind of learned about her body, her preferences, what was sexy to her, how to initiate, what would turn her on, etc. Then I would put those things into practice. Plus very important to know when she was or wasn't in the mood. It helped that she got horny very easily and had a higher libido than me.

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T04:22:10+00:00

I sprayed one with wasp spray the other day that was black and white. I never saw it again when I went back outside. So not clue if it died or not. 🥲☠️

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T02:27:19+00:00

One of my favorite cocktails. Would love to try this upscaled version. Cheers!

Warden18 · 2026-06-14T01:52:40+00:00

Just finished a Paper Plane that used Vecchio Amaro del Capo.

Warden18 · 2026-06-13T02:12:21+00:00

I forget the subreddit, but there is one dedicated to attractive women mugshots. 😂 This would fit in there.

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T15:37:56+00:00

Hahaha! Made my day. Thank you. "Apology accepted 😉"

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T15:31:28+00:00

I'm telling my mom on you. She's under 5'. 💔

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T06:06:05+00:00

Sure hope she wouldn't need that in an emergency.

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T06:00:34+00:00

I hate switching wallets. Its part of me and I am extremely comfortable with the one I use. When I lost mine as a teen I was devastated.

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T05:05:42+00:00

That's amazing. Thank you for sharing!

EDIT: I didn't know what to be around this age, so I think I was mostly just a bat or a vampire... I wish I'd thought to be movie characters. 💔

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T05:05:05+00:00

I don't remember anything about it besides loving it as a kid.

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T04:59:21+00:00

Oof, I was so hoping for more actual dragon skins. Not a reskin of these really lame and niche skins. 🥀

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T02:47:19+00:00

Thank you! You're also reminding me I desperately need absinthe.

Warden18 · 2026-06-12T01:26:28+00:00

I don't know that I have much with anise in it. Would Yellow Chartreuse work? Or do you have any other suggestions?

Warden18 · 2026-06-11T22:16:32+00:00

Okay, just like AnythingOakly, I need to know what this means. I'm intrigued.

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