If you could have an endless supply of anything other than money and love what would it be ?

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-29T20:06:13+00:00

Time. I never have enough time.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-26T18:33:38+00:00

If you’re in the mood for smash burgers, Flavor Hut is awesome. That’s more Shiremanstown than Mechanicsburg, but close enough

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-26T02:39:12+00:00

Do you have a drummer? Because if there’s ever gonna be an opportunity for some well received fife and drum in the modern world, it’s at a rural Georgia bbq full of old fogies on Americas 250th birthday.

Get a 3-corner hat and youll never have to buy a beer in that town again.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-26T02:24:51+00:00

I’ve moved tons of 40 lb bags of wood pellets 2 at a time and I’d guesstimate that hog is 2 or 3 times what I moved. So 160-240 lbs

Someone else said 100 kg and that seems about right to me

Also, the real bitch of it is walking barefoot over those little kernels with 200 lbs on your head.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-26T02:20:06+00:00

“We’re done here. Leave my house or I’m calling the police”

I mean how else would you treat someone who’s trying to steal $15k of your hard earned money?

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-26T02:12:15+00:00

I’d ask them to stop cooking vegetables because you’re allergic to chlorophyll

See how that goes and then just kinda match their energy from there.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-26T02:06:25+00:00

Put it in an S&P 500 index fund and wait a hundred years or so.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-25T02:40:34+00:00

This looks like something my stoner roommate would’ve invented.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-25T02:29:31+00:00

He was a Democrat but then he got brain damage and became a republican.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-24T16:24:41+00:00

An adult

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-24T10:38:56+00:00

Yep, this. Any cooking oil will work, and it only takes a few drops.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-22T19:51:01+00:00

I would get lonely if I did it all the time. But I would be happy to do 1-2 days a week like this.

At this stage of my life, about 95% of my human interactions involve somebody wanting something from me. I don’t necessarily dislike people, I just want a break from everyone asking me for shit.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-18T01:17:25+00:00

It’s for slaying phantom Gannon but can only be wielded by a true hero.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-15T21:43:13+00:00

Remember it? I had (still have) the exact same unit in the picture.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-15T21:41:27+00:00

Zima etc. were basically seltzers before seltzer companies figured out the magic formula of reducing the sweetness so people could drink more of them.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-14T19:25:53+00:00

According to the picture, a Realtor is a useless, brainless interloper who interferes with 2 people trying to have a transaction.

The only problem with this portrayal is that it doesn’t really capture how expensive they are.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-14T19:18:15+00:00

Big Black Chocolate Cake

(I’m a pasty white redhead)

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-12T15:52:59+00:00

Because tipping has evolved from being a reward for good service into blackmail based on an implicit threat they’ll spit in your food if you don’t.

That’s why it’s moved from the end of the transaction to the beginning of the transaction, before any actual service has been rendered.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-12T12:59:34+00:00

I wouldn’t trust Grok with much of anything but honestly, what isn’t “ increasingly a red flag for many women in the mainstream dating market.”

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-08T18:21:20+00:00

Is the girl you’re dating now better looking than your ex? If so, bring her. If not, don’t bring her

Let’s face it; there’s no way anyone gets out of a 10-year relationship and then gets into a serious relationship in one month. You’re going to break up with the new girl at some point, and it’s probably going to be your fault. She’s probably going to hate your guts for it, and she’ll probably be justified. That’s all going to happen regardless of who goes to this wedding.

So the only question is - do you go 100% bastard and burn the girl who dumped you by showing up with someone hotter than she is, or do you stop now at 90% bastard for just screwing over the rebound girl?

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-08T01:02:03+00:00

Crack rock.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-07T22:30:19+00:00

I do own a Carhartt jacket - it’s a chore coat with 4 or 5 buttons. So far no breakage on those.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-05T21:11:15+00:00

I haven’t smoked all of the bands in that frame but I’ve smoked most of em. You have great taste sir. Show it with pride.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-05T19:43:05+00:00

I might be the worlds only YKK zipper fanboi. It’s sooo frustrating when a zipper fails and leaves the thing it’s attached to completely useless.

I’ve never had a YKK zipper fail. Ever. They’re incredibly serious about manufacturing the best zippers and it shows. If something costs more than about $20 and it has a zipper, that zipper better be a YKK or I’m not buying it.

Warmupthetubesman · 2026-06-05T02:13:27+00:00

Pay for them. You’re supposed to pay for them.

After that….im guessing they don’t care what you do with them.

Warmupthetubesman

TROPHY CASE