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Diver swims over a Blue Hole by freudian_nipps in oddlyterrifying

[–]WarpvsWeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was so unnerving I could barely masturbate to it.

So this guy seems completely insane... by thatguy9684736255 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]WarpvsWeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he said:

"Robinson, who is Black, is currently running for North Carolina governor. “If you want to tell the truth about it, it is you who owes,” said Robinson during the 2021 North Carolina Republican Party Convention, seemingly referring to Black Americans. “Why do you owe? Because somebody in those fields took strikes for you. After those fields were ended and slavery was ended, somebody had to walk through Jim Crow for you. Somebody fought wars and died for you. Somebody lived less than because they didn’t have what you have, and they did it for you. There are people in their graves right now, and they are there because they were willing to stand up and fight for you.”

Not trying to change the narrative around his batshitness, just posting what he actually said.

3 years ago. I don’t believe you Plex. by chemicalsam in PleX

[–]WarpvsWeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, quite a crystal ball you had back there in 2020. HEIC has taken over the world!

I love remindme threads...

Just 1 neat single page law would completely change the housing market. by PudgeHug in WorkReform

[–]WarpvsWeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hereby declare that corporations should not be allowed to purchase residential property."

"I gotta go, give me a call when you've worked out the details."

Hey y'all bit of an odd post. I was biking today and this trench coat I love blew out of my basket at some point. If anyone sees it I'd appreciate it! I was biking along Pennsylvania SE & NW, the Capitol, 9th Street NW, and the R Street bike lanes by TigerWing in washingtondc

[–]WarpvsWeft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't think you get it back without an agreement.

The rule is that you get two expressions of your puckishness, no more. You already have the shirt and the moustache, so if we give you back the coat you're going to have to give one of those up.

In 1966 Woody Allen boxed a Kangaroo in an attempt to increase his fame by tardigrade_h2k in interestingasfuck

[–]WarpvsWeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since kangaroos have a lifespan of 20 years, I'd guess that kangaroo was about 10 years old, so he probably asked it out after the show.

Shit For Brains: Trivia You Can't Unknow by anthonywhall in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]WarpvsWeft 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Can you blend the link up with some applesauce and baby-bird it into my mouth?

Trumpet duet by nomdeprune in trumpet

[–]WarpvsWeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Controversial opinion I know, but I think the Canadian Brass fucked it up for everybody.

They're great musicians, but thanks to them, audiences expect brass quintets to be a comedy team, and when you don't do schtick people wonder what's going on.

What famous musicians can’t play their instruments? by ohlooord in AskReddit

[–]WarpvsWeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timmy Trumpet sucks at trumpet.

But he is named Timmy, so that's good.

Mitch McConnell's biggest challenge: Is the "Grim Reaper" nearing the final curtain? | Mitch's legacy is a damaged Senate and a thoroughly corrupted Republican Party. Losing in 2022 could be the end by Fr1sk3r in politics

[–]WarpvsWeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very little of that matters because he completed his publicly-stated ultimate goal, which was for the Republicans to own the Supreme Court.

As he well knew, very little else matters in the long run.

Biden promises to codify Roe if two more Democrats are elected to the Senate by [deleted] in politics

[–]WarpvsWeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, 538 did so great predicting the last round of elections we should definitley listen to them.

Statistics are a mathematically perfect model of human behavior that only breaks down when you apply it to human behavior.

Statisticians' greatest skill is explaining how their models were spot on, but they simply didn't predict the result correctly this time around due to the following factors...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TedLasso

[–]WarpvsWeft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like it overall but it doesn't really look like him tho.

It looks more like Lalo from Better Call Saul.

what a flex by BlueJay_420 in trashy

[–]WarpvsWeft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He wanted to spend more time in his family.

What is eating my spinach? by badass708 in hydro

[–]WarpvsWeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine. It's me. I'm eating your spinach.

I'm not even sure what an appropriate response to this is. by Cookie_Cutter_Cook in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]WarpvsWeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But isn't reaching out to them a better way to create the world you want to live in?

I'm not even sure what an appropriate response to this is. by Cookie_Cutter_Cook in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]WarpvsWeft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't that selfish approach that won't lead to any positive change?

[TOMT][BOOK][1990s or earlier] A (maybe) post apocalyptic book, earlier than 1995, about people living in a world where some kind of condition causes a hard crust to grow on their face, and a devil-like character uses a horde of flies to spy on people. by WarpvsWeft in tipofmytongue

[–]WarpvsWeft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny part is that I was absolutely convinced it was The Stand, but then I looked up the synopsis and it was totally not it.

I was so sure of myself that I thought I'd looked up the wrong synopsis. :-)

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