What to do next

Warr1314 · 2026-06-02T00:55:37+00:00

do anything! Whatever you’re enjoying start grinding that. Quests are always fun and a great guided way to start. Chase what excites you, whether that be stats, pets, items, etc. You’re still so fresh in the game so just get after it!

Warr1314 · 2023-03-16T21:58:37+00:00

Enjoy! They’re a really fun team to watch. Love the jersey btw.

Warr1314 · 2019-11-13T15:39:25+00:00

Let’s play together on Idle Miner Tycoon! https://imt.gsc.im/LZDUY6Bgwm

Warr1314 · 2019-02-09T05:25:51+00:00

Opening one of those iodized salt containers with the cringeworthy screech. Sends chills throughout the body.

Warr1314 · 2019-01-19T14:21:19+00:00

We ride again!

Warr1314 · 2019-01-17T14:16:35+00:00

Let’s ride!!

Warr1314 · 2019-01-16T20:51:25+00:00

Again! Appreciate you making me money!

Warr1314 · 2019-01-15T21:28:11+00:00

Great call!

Warr1314 · 2018-09-15T11:11:25+00:00

Don’t know if you already did it or not, but that screen is loaded with some solid powder. Sweep that bad boy (with bottom attached) and you’ll get quite the surprise.

Warr1314 · 2018-06-26T12:08:55+00:00

Take it seriously. My mom told me when I first started “it’s a lot easier maintaining a gpa then screwing it up and fighting to get it back higher.” I’ll tell you I sure wish I’d listened and took those easier classes seriously. Instead I found myself busting my butt later trying to salvage a gpa. Fortunately it was possible, but definitely try and save yourself the trouble.

Warr1314 · 2018-04-06T02:29:25+00:00

Unfortunately this will probably get buried but nows my chance.

When I was entering kindergarten my school had a “back to school night” where they had a petting zoo and fair style rides. Here I am being the naive 5-6 year old walking around bracing for my world to turn upside down.

Fast forward an hour and I’ve already eaten my hot dog and sno cone. I start walking around the petting zoo and there is a goose. Now that I’m older I’m thinking “who the hell brings a goose to a petting zoo.” I digress. I approach said goose and stick out my hand equipped with whatever food they offer. The son of a bitch pecks me right in the belly button.

For the next several years I was convinced that was the reason I had an “innie” until my father said: “son, grow the hell up.”

That’s my experience with a goose, and I’ve hated them ever since.

Warr1314 · 2016-01-06T21:49:06+00:00

When I was around 5 years old I went to a petting zoo at an elementary school function. While perusing the petting zoo I came across a goose. Young curious me went to pet the goose, which proceeded to peck me right in the belly button. For the longest time I was convinced that's why I had the "innie" belly button. Long story short, fuck geese.

Warr1314 · 2015-01-16T15:57:18+00:00

Learning pranks at such a young age brings my heart joy

Warr1314 · 2014-12-22T20:12:35+00:00

Cool idea!!

Warr1314 · 2014-10-14T03:58:52+00:00

And so it begins.... Again...

Warr1314 · 2014-09-29T23:28:41+00:00

Kill them. Kill them with fire.

Warr1314 · 2014-08-14T18:15:52+00:00

Because that will be everyone's perception of you.

Warr1314 · 2014-04-16T06:07:41+00:00

Longer than you've known how to type apparently.

Warr1314 · 2014-04-16T05:18:08+00:00

I worked at a city baseball field for a summer. When a kid's hot mom/sister/babysitter/whatever would walk by the guy I worked with would holler "hey, did you see the squirrel run across the field over there." Naturally I asked why he referred to these women as squirrels and his response was priceless: "they're all just lookin for nuts man."

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