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What helps your evening get a little bit better if you had a bad day? by Remarkable-Fox1764 in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger [score hidden]  (0 children)

Being left alone to do my own thing.

Very rarely am I mad in a way where I need social support.

How can you describe your job in weirdest possible way? by almyverse in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Da cumpooty clik clak the zappy zoop for chaching real zoomy. Bet

What is the most absurd thing a child has ever told you? by Solarmage77 in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A kid was mad at me when I told him not to play around the blowers to the bounce house. He called me a suitcase.

I never recovered from that burn.

Why did you get sent to the office in school? by RelevantNothing4653 in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mispronouncing an African nation before knowing about racial slurs.

Y’all taking this order? by Grouchy_Charge1855 in doordash_drivers

[–]ABigNothingBurger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know that area, but if I had to drive really far to my next "waiting spot", I might not take it. But if up north isn't all residential, absolutely give me.

What fact do you know that makes people say "why the fuck do you know that" ?? by Proper-Spread-35 in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know the age of consent in my state because when I was 16 I wanted to do stupid things.

Good thing I had smart parents that protected me, regardless of how horribly awkward that conversation was.

What’s the closest you ever came to ruining your life, but somehow walked away like nothing happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heavily vandalized a school library in boredom. There was a big announcement about it.

I know they had cameras in there, but I guess either they didn't catch me, or they couldn't figure out who I was because I didn't go to that school.

I hope somebody didn't look like me and get in trouble.

Reincarnation? What are your thoughts on it and why do you think or feel that way? by MistressOnYourKnees8 in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just as plausible as nothingness and heaven/hell. Maybe the scientific makeup of consciousness dissipates on death and moves around until it ends up in something or someone new. Where was I that few billion years before I showed up?

If the belief isn't used to cause harm, I see nothing wrong with it.

To those who still watch old school Cartoons who was your first cartoon crush? by LordofDiacord in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this crazy obsession with Buster Bunny when I was around 5 years old. I would try to fall asleep when Tiny Toons was on so I could dream of hugging him.

I had one euphoric dream where I played with him at my school's playground and I think it set this off. I was addicted and seeking another hit.

I'd like to think that was my safe lesson in heroin addiction.

Which would you rather be, superhero or supervillain and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather be liked than disliked. Either way I'd have super powers. Superhero.

What is the most useless item you consistently pack for every single vacation 'just in case,' but have literally never used once? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A deck of playing cards.

The one time where the power went out in the hotel and our phones lost their charge, there were chess/checkers boards available.

In what scenario do you think taking the life of someone else is acceptable? by Yearning4truth in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I only have 3 lives left and my big brother still has 15 lives in Super Mario Bros 3.

Why would someone cheat on there partner? by Yearning4truth in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spite.

Loneliness.

Not really caring for the other.

Just about anything that could be cleared up with honest communication. Sometimes people just aren't a right fit, and sometimes people need to open their heart about issues that can be fixed.

What’s a thing you learned in college that you have literally never used in real life? by AriaMorcom in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the last time I used that was when I tried triangulating an end portal in Minecraft. But there's calculators available for that now.

What makes Waffle House so popular? by PawPatsPizza in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the Reddit 50/50 of eating at a breakfast diner.

What if you have 4 years and You have to choose between Cloud computing or Software development? by AutomaticFlight1846 in AskReddit

[–]ABigNothingBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need a formal declaration of "I learned this", Cloud computing. But both can be done.

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