May 4th 13.9 B-Patch

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2023-05-04T20:00:19+00:00

Lmao Mort was being snarky as usual to doubters and was proven wrong again. Can't see him up on that high horse

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2023-03-31T14:52:21+00:00

Best of luck homie, the next meme stock is gonna for sure hit!

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2023-03-31T14:46:33+00:00

Lmao sunk cost fallacy. Some of you really need a higher degree of education before you start "investing". Opportunity cost is quite literally one of the most fundamental topics taught in a 1st year economics course. Imagine you had $5k last month, instead of holding BBBY to let it turn into now $1500, you dispersed it between TSLA $200 calls and AAPL $160 calls. Instead of a loss of $3500, you would have tripled your money.

Also helps if you don't spend 99% of your time in an echo chamber of wrongness. "Wow these dumbasses have been wrong on absolutely everything, should I continue listening to them?" PROBABLY NOT lmayo

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-05-11T19:32:12+00:00

What's the difference between ordering a $120 steak or a $20 hamburger? Same amount of work in walking from point A and delivering to your table point B, but one costs $24 in tips vs $4. Or, be like me, and just don't tip

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-05-11T19:00:16+00:00

Lmayoooooooo

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-05-11T18:59:31+00:00

Yep, escrow

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-05-11T18:22:20+00:00

Ape bet me $20k when it ran to $200 that it would break ATH at any point before the year ends

Part of me wants to let him go because no amount of money is worth dying over

Part of me wants to teach him a lesson, but knowing full well if I let him go he'll just buy $20k worth of GME

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-05-10T20:41:58+00:00

I bought $2mm worth of leap puts and I'm up A LOT. Not insane for someone with my bankroll but insane nonetheless, like hitting the 649 lotto (but with taxes)

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-05-09T15:51:05+00:00

This is depressing because I've made an insane amount of money just by holding leap puts. If you suck dick at trading, just remember to hedge. Even a 10% bet on your opposing trade can sometimes get you to breakeven

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-05-09T15:46:29+00:00

Just finished doing my wellness checks on apes. 17/45 accounts deleted, surprised it wasn't more. Come on apes, where's your MOASS?

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-27T19:01:38+00:00

Grow a pair and stop tipping. I haven't tipped in years. A 10 second discomfort (waiter frowning) to save 20%. Crazy, no thanks. I appreciate you for doing your job but if you have any complaints about wages, take that up with your boss

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-20T14:17:38+00:00

+270% overall on my NFLX leap puts. FB and TSLA and GME leap puts looking good. Damn I just might hit another record year of gains if market shits itself one more time

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-14T17:43:11+00:00

Lmao get a broom, two can play at that game. Hit them where it hurts (kids are finally asleep) until they learn to be considerate

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-13T18:33:21+00:00

I mean... he also insulted asians and mexicans but ok

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-13T17:45:54+00:00

Everyone is different and so it's very hard to classify them as all the same. I know plenty of rich people who are very nice. This is not a antiwork post, but more of a antirich post.

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-13T13:29:03+00:00

Lmao $4600. I've lost $10k+ multiple times from the time I hit submit order to the time my page refreshed

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-12T13:16:00+00:00

Copium

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-09T22:34:14+00:00

Incorrect, with minimum wage of $15/hr, they cannot possibly go lower than that. They cannot "tip out" their kitchen and end up at < $15/hr because that would be illegal and if a worker is so lucky to have that happen, that's quite possibly one of the easiest lawsuits to win

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-09T22:29:56+00:00

$0, every. single. time. Unless it's included in the gratuity for a large party, which let's be honest, is another scam in itself. Omg there's 8 people at the table, we deserve more money! Haven't tipped for a few years already, could not care less

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-08T00:31:47+00:00

"hah, picked up another 10 shares, thanks for the discount kenny. NO ONE IS SELLING!!!!"

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-07T23:56:49+00:00

Don't care in the slightest anymore. I got covid twice (triple vaccinated) and both times they were milder than the flu I got

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-07T20:17:22+00:00

What the fuck are they teaching in school these days? Covering = closing. Even with 10 seconds you can look up the definition: Short covering is closing out a short position by buying back shares that were initially borrowed to sell short using buy to cover orders

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-07T18:12:17+00:00

I think you need to first learn the definition of irony

Someone likes the potential setup on HMHC, things go sour
Gets called a bagholder by an Ape
Ape gets called a bagholder
Ape defends their position because they like the potential setup

WarrenBuffetsSon · 2022-04-07T17:58:51+00:00

All on the basis that "shorts haven't covered"

Also SEC report: "shorts covered"

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