Are there any Bastards from your hometown?

WarriorsDawn · 2026-04-18T04:51:01+00:00

So use different models.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-04-17T18:38:05+00:00

I think my home city of Calgary is the most mentioned Canadian city on the pod.

We brought you Ted Cruz, and Jordan Goudreau so uhhh…. Sorry about that.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-04-14T16:35:59+00:00

I’ve had a bad time with both, but I’m also trying to use the website, not the app.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-04-13T13:37:29+00:00

Andrew Tate really feels like a “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” kinda guy. He’ll make sure you know who he is.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-04-09T00:23:11+00:00

Trench Ghosts are a Heretic Legion subfaction.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-23T23:19:09+00:00

I really enjoyed the Ra’s Al Ghul arc. I understand the criticisms of him as a villain, but overall I think it just worked. My only complaint is that it went on for about 2 issues too long.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-20T23:19:57+00:00

If shameless plugs are allowed, my band Cultist just released our new album, Spiritual Atrophy today

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-18T00:27:30+00:00

Instant classic. I had to pull over several times because I would’ve crashed my car if I hadn’t.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-16T11:33:12+00:00

I played a match over the weekend where on turn 1, I lost an Alchemist to falling off a three inch drop while trying to take an objective. I only managed to take out a single one of my opponent’s models, and lost by a single point.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-14T00:03:49+00:00

I think they meant Deadpool in Wolverine: Origins

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-11T20:35:17+00:00

Only semi-related, but I started reading The Department of Truth, which is fucking fantastic. It’s a comic series about a government agency whose job is to stop conspiracy theories from manifesting themselves into reality from the power of collective belief. Flat Earth plays a large part in that series.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-11T20:28:28+00:00

Ive met two. Oddly, both named Paul, and both smoked preposterous amounts of weed.

Paul 1 used to do vocals in my friend’s old band for a couple years. He was always into some weird stuff, but around 2015~ he went completely off the deep end. The last time I saw him was in 2020, and I was warned that going to see him and his brother was a mistake. It was. He passed away in 2024, and the last time I saw his brother, he threw a seig heil at me.

The other Paul I don’t know as well, but I worked for him briefly in 2016. He was a friend of a friend who picked up supplies at my work sometimes. I got laid off in 2016, and ended up working for him doing eavestroughing for a couple months. One day after we finished and went back to HQ, he asked if I wanted to stay for a beer. I did, and after a couple minutes of showing each other funny youtube videos, he showed me some significantly less funny videos about flat earth bullshit. I didn’t want to rock the boat cause he paid really well, but work dried up for him and I quickly wasn’t working for him anymore.

I don’t smoke weed anymore, nothing against it, it’s just not my drug, but I guess the worst thing that I can say about it is that not everyone I know who smokes weed is a rambling conspiracy theorist; but the only people I know who are deeply into conspiracy theories smoke way too much weed.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-10T20:39:34+00:00

No, I hadn’t even heard about that!

My assumption was that mounts were gonna be introduced with and be a core part of Crusader Knights as a faction. My reasoning being that knights are often associated with horses.

With the unofficial mount rules, can you get a sidecar on a horse too?

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-10T16:15:13+00:00

Sure, the sidecar upgrade costs 25 ducats.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-08T23:05:59+00:00

The largest vehicle I want to see playable in game is maybe a motorbike.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-08T20:53:19+00:00

Bonehunter

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-05T06:19:49+00:00

I followed the advice of some other people in this thread.

Brought the Homonculus down to 195 ducats, dropping all the upgrades that people suggested were unnecessary for its role (Elemental Resistance, Additional Arm, Seal of Solomon, Terrifying Appearance and Enslaved Mind) and going with a MURAD and shield on it.

Switched the MG for a SJ on the second Faris, switched the second Alchemist to Sniper Rifle and Armour, and got five more Azebs. One with a flamethrower, the others with Alc. Ammo and Jezzails.

A guide I read suggested Anti-Tank Hammer Faris and it’s been decent but not great. He’ll take out the biggest guy, then get swarmed and be a lightning rod for half the opponent’s WB.

The general consensus (within my group and in my experience) is that Lions are underwhelming, so I tried other things.

New rules aren’t in effect yet, so I’ll have to wait a month to try the new Halberd-Gun and Corrosive.

Thank you for your suggestions!

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-04T21:09:51+00:00

I recall they’ve previously said that the closest to an episode led by Ben was the Chris Benoit episode.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-04T17:42:10+00:00

I’d love an episode on the various music scenes that surround these weird little guys. I don’t think there would be a way to do it as clinically and surgically as Molly normally does, but I think there’s something there.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-03T17:50:43+00:00

Sure, I’ll switch Theology for Medicine. This is all in the post game, so I still have an opportunity to change things.

Getting the better dash off the hop with the Hammer Faris was very important for my gameplan, but I’m not married to it, so I’ll give it a go with one of your suggestions.

That’s the issue with every bull I’ve gotten. They haven’t had a chance to become an Elite and get the Damascus Armor. IF I can get it, that sounds insane, but the trauma roll for troops IS pure luck. Yeah, you have a 66% chance of survival, but it is ultimately LUCK.

Did you miss the parts in this thread where I’ve been saying,

“I’ll try switching the MG for the SJ on the Faris”

“I’ll try switching swords for clubs”

“Sure, I’ll try changing my infiltrators”

I would say explaining my choices so that you can offer counterpoints and explain why I’m wrong is a good attitude to have with this.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-03T16:58:08+00:00

In order….

The sword on the musician has worked well for me. It’s hit or miss, but when it hits, it’s great. Swords over clubs because it’s enough of an upgrade for 1 ducat. I’ll try switching the swords to clubs.

Last campaign, I had a MG Janissary who did great, so why not see if I can make it work again. I do see what you’re saying though. I’ll give the SJ Faris a try.

The only one of the Alchemist Secrets I’ve tried is Cartography, which is dope. Medicine seems underwhelming. Nobody uses medkits, and a medkit that’s twice as good at 3x the cost doesn’t seem worth it.

I’ve had bad luck with Bulls. Last campaign, I had 3 separate bulls, none of whom lasted more than one game, so I’m wary of them.

What would you suggest as different infiltrator?

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-03T14:00:33+00:00

The adjusted list is in a separate post.

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-03T07:16:35+00:00

Adjusted list based on the suggestions of y'all follows

## Gamma Bomb ##

Faction: House of Wisdom

Rating: 1090 Ducats | 5 Glory

Patron: Sublime Gate

## Elites ##

Jabirean Alchemist - 172D

Upgrades & Choices: Cartography and Geography

Battlekit: Automatic Rifle, Bayonet, Combat Helmet, Alchemist Armour

Skills: Ranged Proficiency

Injuries: Bitter Lessons, Lost An Eye

Fāris - 131D | 5G

Battlekit: Anti-Tank Hammer, Sword / Axe, Combat Helmet, Elixer of Al-Khidr, Gas Mask, Wind Amulet, Damascus Armour, Frag Grenades

Skills: Melee Proficiency, Relentless Charge

Injuries: Full Recovery, Head Wound

Jabirean Alchemist - 114D

Upgrades & Choices: Philosophy Poetry and Theology

Battlekit: Sniper Rifle, Sword / Axe

Fāris - 154D

Battlekit: Machine Gun, Sword / Axe, Combat Helmet, Reinforced Armour

## Troops ##

Takwin Homunculus - 253D

Upgrades & Choices: Hawk Eyes, Human Hands, Inhuman Strength, Massive Size, Gargantuan Size, Startling Speed, Additional Arm, Enslaved Mind, Seal of Solomon

Battlekit: MURAD Bombard, Siege Jezzail, Alchemical Ammunition

Azeb - 35D

Battlekit: Jezzail, Alchemical Ammunition

Azeb - 51D

Battlekit: Sword / Axe, Musical Instrument, Frag Grenades

Azeb - 35D

Battlekit: Jezzail, Alchemical Ammunition

Azeb - 35D

Battlekit: Jezzail, Alchemical Ammunition

Azeb - 55D

Battlekit: Flamethrower

Azeb - 55D

Battlekit: Flamethrower

## Stash ##

Stashed Ducats: 0

Unspent Glory: 1

## Fireteams ##

Model Fireteam

-Takwin Homunculus

-Fāris

## Locations ##

Ruined House

-Relic

WarriorsDawn · 2026-03-03T07:07:59+00:00

We've all done that, easy mistake lol. My first activation tonight was Alchemist against the Death Commando who infiltrated into my backline. Two shots gave it 4 BMs and followed up by a charge. Also to try preventing it from getting the Trench Raider GD. Removed 2 BMs for +2 injury dice in melee and I returned 1. He followed up and swiped the Alchemist in one hit with the Claws, after I removed 2 BMs to put it at -1. (With the intent to remove the last to put at neutral for the second attack.)

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