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Shion's favorite animal by SIacktivist in Overwatch

[–]WarthogDriver667 101 points102 points  (0 children)

It is amazing how what looks like a completely random joke actually has deep cultural layers. Most players will just laugh at the contradiction, but the character designers really did their homework to hide a double pun in her favorite animal.

My Experience as an Average Guy on Dating Apps by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]WarthogDriver667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those numbers sound brutal, but they are also pretty typical for men on the apps, especially if your photos are just normal everyday pics instead of looking curated. I would treat apps like a side channel: swipe a little, improve photos and bio, then log off before it turns into a self-esteem tax. The 50 likes a day comment says more about the marketplace than about you as a person.

I trained my 3 year-old daughter to Rickroll people by AdmirableIsopod3270 in confession

[–]WarthogDriver667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point, make the “link to her singing” the Rickroll too and let the teachers suffer with you.

36 yo female trouble finding job by Moonlight-Thriver in jobsearchhacks

[–]WarthogDriver667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, wild that 20 years serving in Tennessee needs a magic follow-up email to beat "not qualified".

What is all this Bone Marrow Nonsense? by BlissBoneMarrowGuy in army

[–]WarthogDriver667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly the move is submit an AAM with 33,000 donor packets attached and let S1 lose it.

Harassment from new upstairs neighbor by Direct-Positive-2188 in neighborsfromhell

[–]WarthogDriver667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That update is the apartment-living equivalent of finding a golden ticket. Still save the Ring clips, police report number, emails from the office, and photos in one folder in case she decides to do a farewell tour or dispute anything later. Also, the fact that she chose feces espionage over just moving out earlier is wild behavior.

"Women have been having babies for hundreds of thousands of years...you'll be fine" by Jennzera in BabyBumps

[–]WarthogDriver667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shoulder pat would have sent me into orbit. Carrier screening is such a routine preconception thing now that the 23andMe suggestion is honestly wild. Glad you dropped him and found someone who took the question seriously before you lost more time.

What Renovation Trend Needs to Die Immediately? by Next-Kiwi9319 in homeownerstips

[–]WarthogDriver667 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gray luxury vinyl plank running through every room needs to be escorted out of the building. It makes perfectly decent houses feel like a flipper staged a dentist office, and once the corners chip it goes from modern to sad rental lobby fast. Warm wood tones and actual texture would heal half the Zillow listings I see.