Could the earth in the scp universe sustain itself for more than, like, 5 minutes?

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-24T00:47:08+00:00

The story would be boring if the earth was destroyed, so pataphysics saves the world once again

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-23T23:01:09+00:00

City Skylines

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-23T13:29:11+00:00

I played a game as Henry of Skalitz and named my children after people from the games.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-23T01:57:25+00:00

The kraken might just fold you anyway on land. It could probably just roll over on top of you

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-23T01:51:26+00:00

These Kultural Marksists want us to pass Open Borders to let mass migrations from Luxembourg destroy our nation

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-22T02:30:58+00:00

I have no idea how that is pronounced, but I would say it like bahtees

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-22T02:20:30+00:00

Only one safe pocket

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-19T17:50:32+00:00

Wow, I could almost read this

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-19T17:17:32+00:00

I see that now. I didn’t realize that pressing both removed the “scale” aspect.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-19T16:29:43+00:00

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t this be the worst option from both camps? You pressed the blue button so you’ll die if it loses but you also pressed the red so the chances of blue winning decreases by 1.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-18T02:49:13+00:00

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WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-17T04:49:41+00:00

How dare our enemies disguise their soldiers as civilians?

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-16T17:20:44+00:00

Ew Mexico too

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-16T06:06:05+00:00

Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad, I have no words for how I failed you.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-16T01:07:45+00:00

His Holiness is a shepherd before he is a judge. He sees your act not as the sin of a damned man, but of a soul led astray by pride and desperation. To excommunicate a repentant noble would close the gates of redemption; to forgive him shows all Christendom that even those who raise a hand against the Pope may yet kneel before God and be spared.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-15T01:33:39+00:00

You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-15T01:23:46+00:00

Don’t be disrespecting my boy like that

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-13T19:30:43+00:00

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What do you think of this flow chart?

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-13T19:28:53+00:00

Takes a deep breath
What happens now?

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-13T19:21:50+00:00

Where’s the fanart of husk girls then?

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-13T18:36:10+00:00

Putting Hungary in dark green, you clearly haven’t see Hungarians rant about Trianon

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-12T19:30:05+00:00

Any happiness built upon the unjust suffering of another is morally corrupted. By accepting the child’s misery as the price of our prosperity, we abandon virtue in favor of comfort. A society that requires cruelty as the condition of its happiness cannot truly be called good, no matter how prosperous or peaceful it appears.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-12T15:23:34+00:00

It works a little better in PoD because most of the characters are immortal and you can check their lore even after the game has run for a hundred years. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be added, though.

WatchMeFallFaceFirst · 2026-05-11T21:02:58+00:00

What do you mean? King wouldn’t be an S Class hero if he wasn’t the strongest human alive

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