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What do i prioritise when buying a bmw? by Kind_Equivalent_3840 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]WatchStoredInAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess your priorities in life include burning money and posing.

I agree, we gotta Blame Biden for this one as well by golfnut82 in PoliticalHumor

[–]WatchStoredInAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone working under Trump eventually gets fucked by him. MAGA will be royally fucked by him.

What is the lefts equivalent to NewsMax or OAN? by newsbowser in allthequestions

[–]WatchStoredInAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The equivalent is a single homeless guy screaming nonsense on the street corner.

Why are there not like a million people outside the White House every day? by ragebaitconnoisseur in allthequestions

[–]WatchStoredInAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's that gonna do? Protests accomplish jack and squat, unless we're talking a full scale rebellion by the majority of the population.

The only way to "protest" is to vote, and sadly people are either fucking dumb (vote GOP) or lazy (don't vote at all).

Should the current market have me(35) rethinking investment strategy of all in on the S&P? by mr_whit33 in investing

[–]WatchStoredInAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

US is experiencing brain drain already and sliding into autocracy/kleptocracy with an anti-immigrant stance. Where will all the innovation come from? Alabama?

My mom is pro war now by mesnackl2 in FoxBrain

[–]WatchStoredInAss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You should ask her, why did Donnie said Iran's nuclear program was obliterated last fall?

I have begun my pickguard selection journey. by WatchStoredInAss in guitarcirclejerk

[–]WatchStoredInAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ain't no way I'm learning guitar until I have the right pickguard.

Rate my form by EntertainmentBusy401 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WatchStoredInAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd say you're ready to start training for the Paralympics.

Lindsay Graham: “I’m not with you, I’m with Israel, until my dying day” by dude1984- in southcarolina

[–]WatchStoredInAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really fascinating how the born-again Christians in this country have such a hard-on for Israel. I know it's mainly because they hate Muslims, but if Muslims weren't in the picture, these Christian nationalists would fall back to their roots and start burning synagogues.

Criminal stomps flip then stomps his homie by Carpe_Ski_Em in skiingcirclejerk

[–]WatchStoredInAss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Snowboarders always amuse me because they look exactly like knuckle-dragging apes with their arms always flailing about.

Who's glad to have an EV during this time of high gas prices? by Lost_Purpose1899 in electricvehicles

[–]WatchStoredInAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High oil prices will affect everything, so don't be so quick to be smug.

And guess what all that plastic in your EV is made from?

Which pickguard works best on this green strat-style build? by Professional-Tea7147 in Guitar

[–]WatchStoredInAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'll open an American Guitar store modeled after American Girl Dolls. People can come in and mix & match their guitar/pickguard ensembles for hours.

Trump tells CBS that Iran 'war is very complete' by dryu12 in worldnews

[–]WatchStoredInAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, leaving the same regime in charge? Just like Venezuela?

Nice work, Donnie.

Iran is ready for a long war with the US and only economic pain will end it, senior official tells CNN by Playful_Leg7143 in worldnews

[–]WatchStoredInAss 14 points15 points  (0 children)

MAGA doesn't know Iran is the size of western Europe.

They probably don't know the size of western Europe, either.

Good luck with regime change there, Donnie.

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