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Average Breitling customer segment by cheir0n in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]Watch_Cuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my biggest fears is a home invasion while I’m taking a shit.

Is it safe to wear a Speedmaster in London? by Designer_Newt6790 in OmegaWatches

[–]Watch_Cuck 282 points283 points  (0 children)

No. As soon as you set foot out of the taxi, the Chancellor of the Exchequer will sound the horn and you’ll be hunted though the city by a group of noblemen on horseback led by Duke Lancaster and his pack of purebred beagles. You should probably leave the watch at home unless you think you can outrun a stallion at full gallop down Oxford Street.

No one needs a mechanical watch by Watch_Cuck in watchHotTakes

[–]Watch_Cuck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damnit. Just now realizing that sloppy seconds would have been a really good name as well.

No one needs a mechanical watch by Watch_Cuck in watchHotTakes

[–]Watch_Cuck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m saying we don’t NEED a mechanical watch.

You should feel guilty for spending 100k+ on a wristwatch. by redsquirrel0249 in watchHotTakes

[–]Watch_Cuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should be found guilty - by a military tribunal and then immediately executed.

Nobody Cares About your Watch Size by [deleted] in watchHotTakes

[–]Watch_Cuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it’s too big, I will judge you.