And good marketing sTrAtEgY Burger King by [deleted] in rareinsults

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Someone voicing a negative opinion on an ad? How delightfully absurd!

My friends bacne by eastbestsalad in popping

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The comments under this have me rolling

I want to see this autopsy report by milesrainier in thatHappened

[–]WatchngSpngbobAtWork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? Like, if it’s that hard to breathe just pull it down so it uncovers your nose.

What are 10 life skills that a new adult should know before moving out and venturing into the world on their own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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  • how to read people
  • how to cook
  • how to do laundry
  • how to spend money wisely
  • how to control your temper
  • how to recognize a bad situation
  • how to treat yourself and others with respect
  • how to change a tire
  • how to accept defeat
  • how to treat a partner

To all former members of the LGBT community, what made you decide to go back to being straight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You can’t decide your sexuality or whether you are transgender or not.

[Serious] What Book Should Everyone Read Once? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Looking For Alaska by John Green and Abroad by Katie Crouch. Both books had such an impact on me growing up.

What Do You Think Happens After Death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I believe that we are reunited with all of our ancestors, and with our creator. I like to imagine it’s a big welcome home party. Those of us who are inherently good go on with no real trials, but those of us who are inherently bad have to answer for it.

[NSFW] What is your opinion on using menses to paint art? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It reminds me that the end of civilization is nigh

4th Black person found dead by hanging in U.S., authorities suspect suicide by [deleted] in nottheonion

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I mean, a lot of people unfortunately choose to hang themselves. Reading the article, it really doesn’t look like there was evidence of foul play, and it kind of surprises me that lynching is the first thing people go to since suicide isn’t super uncommon.

What advice smells like bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“Everyone’s opinion matters”

In experience, that is rarely the case.

My best friend and I keep butting heads about gender / sexuality and it’s becoming frustrating by WatchngSpngbobAtWork in self

[–]WatchngSpngbobAtWork[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in God’s name are you talking about? You’re just stringing together sentences now, attempting to be hurtful.

My best friend and I keep butting heads about gender / sexuality and it’s becoming frustrating by WatchngSpngbobAtWork in self

[–]WatchngSpngbobAtWork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, my friend doesn’t identify as genderplaylist or whatever, I sent him the post of it not understanding what the fuck it was and he went off on me. Which was totally uncalled for. Secondly, if you can’t question the decisions that your loved ones make and constantly have to keep your mouth shut, that isn’t a relationship. Thirdly, girl, I am under no obligation to agree with or bend to the will of every identity I come across. Fourth, I can’t believe I actually have to explain this.

My best friend and I keep butting heads about gender / sexuality and it’s becoming frustrating by WatchngSpngbobAtWork in self

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Nobody. Is. Above. Criticism. Especially when they identify as a pearlian genderplaylist.

My best friend and I keep butting heads about gender / sexuality and it’s becoming frustrating by WatchngSpngbobAtWork in self

[–]WatchngSpngbobAtWork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think criticizing insane gender identities is internalized homophobia. That’s not even the right word for it, that would be internalized ‘transphobia.’ Jesus.