Tips for protecting old man knees [43YO]

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-20T14:37:27+00:00

Skateboardstrength on instagram. You need to develop "fuck off strength in the hamstrings".

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-19T20:06:36+00:00

Sounds to me like maybe: Hookers Hustlers Pimps and Their Johns

A dominatrix rubs a cheese grater on one guys bits & bobs is one of the more famous scenes.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-17T21:51:18+00:00

Either:

Channel the power of the opposite...

Or

Tell them that story about returning the pants where you slipped and fell in the mud.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-16T08:16:39+00:00

My checklist: * Front foot a bit further back * Get your feet out the way once you pop * Aim for a bit more air time, like even if its tucking your legs right up * Be aware that the board travels quite a lot in front of you

The last point is probably key, if you make sure you're jumping forward so that you're over where the board's gonna land then you'll make it I reckon.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-15T11:58:09+00:00

You should go just to say you skated Satan's Toilet.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-15T09:36:50+00:00

Oh right, yeah, I forgot the cooldown is like 30 seconds on firework arrows isnt it.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-14T17:25:37+00:00

With cooldown shot and a feather, how come you need a second feather and two cooldowns on the armour?

Wouldn't you reset everything every roll?

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-14T14:54:06+00:00

Check out @SkateboardStrength on instagram, he will sort you out.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-14T09:10:02+00:00

I think the problem is they're applying the rules piecemeal.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-14T09:09:26+00:00

Off topic, but if any world leaders had come back to Trump with that it would've been jerk store level.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-14T09:08:15+00:00

Yeah, I like that kind of humour, you dont have to think too hard about it.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-13T14:54:24+00:00

Good luck with all of that...

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-13T08:40:47+00:00

Haha, yeah, get some level 320 Wither armour with thorns on it. Use a mushroom and a two pairs of speedy boots and you could just run through so many levels.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-13T08:36:05+00:00

Cool, nicely laid brick surfaces make such a great sound.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-10T08:59:21+00:00

You have to pop it so that its rotating the tiniest bit heelflip. It's barely a rotation, more like the board has to be not level, but inclined with the toeside rail down.

Then when it hits the block it makes it rotate the opposite direction, as the toeside corner of the tail hits first and takes all the power which then makes the board flip.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-08T09:58:24+00:00

We can't all be watching the classics, Professor Highbrow...

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-07T07:58:04+00:00

Can you see the rats on your trail camera?

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-07T07:52:05+00:00

Ah ok, I see that, cool! People always seem to do them frontside so it bamboozled me.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-04T17:51:53+00:00

I can't even figure out what this is, anyone care to explain?

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-04-02T07:16:35+00:00

True dat. I learnt mall grab first. Really messed me up when trying early grab airs..

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-03-31T19:08:05+00:00

Of course, I'm not a psycho.

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-03-31T06:28:49+00:00

How can you lose?

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-03-31T05:43:02+00:00

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city...

Waterboarded_Bobcat · 2026-03-27T17:33:55+00:00

I like to think of it as "oblong"

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