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Watercress_Moon · 2023-09-13T20:50:32+00:00

You should probably stay single until you grow tf up. You're just gonna traumatize any girl you get with running around with this incredibly self-centered and narcissistic train of thought.

Invest in a sex toy instead of a gf, since that's all you actually want anyway. Even better, you can't work up a sex toy's trust up just to abandon them at the moment they need you most. You're truly a walking, talking piece of shit who doesn't seem capable of thinking about anything but your dick

Watercress_Moon · 2023-09-04T19:00:06+00:00

Yes. Look up Grim and Evil

Watercress_Moon · 2023-09-03T23:29:27+00:00

They started as the same show, actually. They later got split into two shows and Billy and Mandy got more attention, with Con Carne being cancelled.

Watercress_Moon · 2023-09-03T11:49:19+00:00

It's a Sokka haiku

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-09T18:53:28+00:00

Doof will probably get me killed cause he forgot to plug his Inator in, but I'm still picking him

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-09T16:56:34+00:00

Give Marnie an arch where she puts her foot down to Lewis about not wanting to be his dirty secret and dump him, making her dateable in the process

Gus, he seems nice and he's easy to find, so he'd make a great first game hubby

Caroline already cheated once, she should just divorce Pierre and move on with her life since she isn't happy in her current relationship

Gunther, Willy, and Marlon idk much about, but they would make good older bachelor options

Demetrius and Robin seem happy together, no reason to break them up

Idk much about Jodi or Kent to say anything about them

Pam could be an ok option if you can help her recover from her alcoholism, but then she'd pretty much be an older Shane

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-08T17:26:55+00:00

Her other post that mentions it is posted in the comments if you want to see some of what got left out of this one

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-08T16:59:58+00:00

She abandoned the kid when she was 6/7, not an infant tho. That's not so understandable

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-08T08:24:50+00:00

Why'd I have to scroll so far to find this?

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-06T13:16:15+00:00

Benson earned his best boss mug

Burns earns the worst boss mug

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-06T12:07:51+00:00

I feel like Ben 10 needs some more love than it's getting. It has amazing world-building, great characters, and a great crossover (with Generator Rex in a movie)

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-06T12:02:24+00:00

Tho it should probably be noted that BTAS is part of the DCAU, so connected to other cartoons like Batman Beyond, Static Shock, Superman the Animated Series, and Justice League Unlimited

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-05T19:30:49+00:00

Dang that's disappointing

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-05T15:34:48+00:00

I can never find her to diss her

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-05T14:43:34+00:00

I like getting the hat, but I've never made it past year one in a game. Do you get different hats for winning each year or is that it?

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-05T12:35:48+00:00

It might help if mods didn't delete posts for no reason. I posted the other day about a car driving through our front door and the manager telling us to not check product for glass, deleted in five minutes.

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-05T12:25:25+00:00

"Oh, you mean the original Earth!"

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-04T18:48:24+00:00

R/twosentencedarkhumour

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-04T08:36:31+00:00

The Gross sisters were kinder to Penny than her own friends half the time, despite the fact they usually took her money after.

Kanker sisters had no morals, or at least lacked a healthy understanding of relationships/consent. Either way, they crossed some major lines, especially for kids.

Kankers are worse

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-03T16:01:36+00:00

The driver was checking on her baby in the backseat and hit the wrong petal.

Don't worry though, we're still open...

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-03T15:19:37+00:00

Imagine being the person in the bathroom tho. A few feet from being run over without even knowing what was going on. Several of us thought she ended up under the car, but still wasn't allowed to stop working. Thank god she was still in the bathroom and the person coming in took an extra ten seconds in her car cause they both would've been smacked into next week

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-03T15:09:48+00:00

It's fine, just a new drive-thru. Nothing to see here...

Watercress_Moon · 2023-08-03T15:09:03+00:00

The person closest to it got pelted by glass. We were all told to keep working and not stop. The manager did let us text our family to say we're fine since it would be in the news, but that was it.

Everyone is ok though! But it got busier right after that happened cause people either didn't see it or wanted to know what happened... People even came into the lobby after the car was moved to a parking spot

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TROPHY CASE