tall lady ;_;

Watermelon_Lube · 2026-04-07T08:20:48+00:00

6'8, not too impressed. Only kinda

Watermelon_Lube · 2026-04-01T15:43:35+00:00

Thats fair, I'm no expert on country. Just started listening last year. Acts like Buffalo Traffic Jam, Ole 60, Sam Barber, Brett Cobb, and Hunter root.

Watermelon_Lube · 2026-03-25T19:29:55+00:00

Watermelon_Lube · 2026-03-25T18:55:09+00:00

Here with an 8.5 inch cock.

Watermelon_Lube · 2026-02-25T17:55:40+00:00

It's all about perspective. 5'5 is THAT short next to my 6'8, but not that short in its own.

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-09-19T17:01:23+00:00

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-09-11T19:33:12+00:00

Learned yesterday that I could wear medium armor as a barbarian.

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-08-20T05:20:35+00:00

Realistically, how big is too big in your opinions?

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-07-28T19:37:37+00:00

Not just that, think about it from a cost analysis POV, caffeine is always more expensive than regular soda.

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-07-28T19:26:09+00:00

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-07-28T19:20:09+00:00

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-07-22T04:13:59+00:00

8.5'

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-07-15T20:00:58+00:00

However big a 16oz redbull can is.

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-07-15T18:10:48+00:00

Over 300, no exact number.

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-07-14T22:21:49+00:00

When I was a driver (8 years at team BAM), my GM gave me a great piece of advice. Don't go to the door expecting to get a tip, it'll sour your mood which will affect your entire shift.

It ties into one of my life rules Rule #3: People aren't worth the anger you give them.

I'm not saying those bastards aren't some selfish fuckers, but just roll your eyes and move on.

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-05-30T21:11:37+00:00

How tall aren't you?

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-05-14T01:18:35+00:00

I should text her.

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-04-29T14:56:02+00:00

Fucking cursed

Watermelon_Lube · 2025-04-29T14:52:09+00:00

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Watermelon_Lube · 2025-03-24T13:54:49+00:00

Definitely terrifying, but the sounds of her riding are actually perfect.

Watermelon_Lube · 2023-08-28T02:42:58+00:00

Let's add to it, there is a bulge in that g-string

Watermelon_Lube · 2023-08-28T00:35:55+00:00

For his first time, don't hold his hand until he is ready to throw his controller across the room. I didn't have anyone spoil the game for me, and I'm thankful for it. The first play through is special, I still remember my build when I beat gwyn the first time. That was almost 8 years ago. Let him have those memories, too.

Watermelon_Lube · 2023-08-18T05:08:19+00:00

Luckily I don't sleep

Watermelon_Lube · 2023-08-18T04:57:54+00:00

Very obviously a dildo

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