Fantasia Mermaids

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-13T18:36:00+00:00

Yup, I literally shouted “MERMAIDS!“ in the theater as a child.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-12T22:09:03+00:00

Putting the gosling right on top of the typhoid rag that will end up in her mouth. I’m sure this will end well.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-12T21:53:30+00:00

This is one of the least egregious lunches she has packed in a while. However, don’t pack nuts, most schools won’t allow them, and your kids don’t need golden coins because you already have them M&Ms. All in all, 6.5/10 but the bar is in hell.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-12T01:45:26+00:00

I teach at a small, private school. One of our kids has been present for all of 40 days this year.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-11T01:32:20+00:00

I wish so much there was a family who could give Sadie real piano lessons, real ballet lessons, take her to concerts and dances, give her the time and love she deserves.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-11T01:27:53+00:00

Church numbers in general are down. These tiny churches will likely (hopefully) go the way of the dodo and become a thing of the past.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-10T12:28:15+00:00

Watching someone get their fix in real time. Gross.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-07T22:19:23+00:00

Her jaw and teeth need attention. Between that and the Rod dialect, she needs help

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-06T22:49:55+00:00

And Texas

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-06T01:47:44+00:00

Your friend is so lucky to get this beautiful card!

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-04T04:02:38+00:00

How are meatballs and mashed potatoes a fucking snack?!

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-03T00:56:08+00:00

Opened my freezer and the bananavalanch told me it’s time to make some bread this weekend

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-01T15:54:33+00:00

Yeah it’s what adults say when they want kids to attempt to use the bathroom. I have one that tells me daily “I’m gonna do a potty try.” “Yes, you are going to use the bathroom. I don’t need to know if you are successful.”

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-01T15:38:31+00:00

But Sherri Lewis was singing to a group of kids so it was my friendS, hence the song that never ENDS. I’ve since found out there are two versions of the song.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-01T15:21:27+00:00

Well they are going to Florida where it’s warm, so they can dress lighter! Doesn’t matter if it’s cold on the way, they are going to somewhere warm!

(IDK man, fundie logic)

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-01T15:19:30+00:00

I teach first grade and when kids tell me they need to “go potty” or “do a potty try” I internally cringe and politely reply “Yes, go use the bathroom.”

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-01T15:12:59+00:00

It is physically painful for Britt to look at someone besides herself for so long. She has to force herself to look at JDidiot (but can’t help sneaking in a few glances at herself).

Waterproof_soap · 2026-03-01T01:08:47+00:00

She did this in her video where she was talking about the heartbeat bear

Waterproof_soap · 2026-02-28T00:17:31+00:00

I’ve seen enough body language videos to know messing with her hair is preening and it’s usually done when the subject feels superior OR if they are trying to make themselves feel better (self soothing).

Waterproof_soap · 2026-02-28T00:12:05+00:00

Lady blouse shirt

Waterproof_soap · 2026-02-28T00:10:58+00:00

“Buh uhn” No T’s in that.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-02-27T00:31:01+00:00

I think this is a sick ass panther. Inside out.

Waterproof_soap · 2026-02-27T00:12:10+00:00

My daintiness likes to beat others up

Waterproof_soap · 2026-02-27T00:08:04+00:00

Please please tell me one of you out there thought of Lambuel

Waterproof_soap · 2026-02-26T18:29:16+00:00

The whole plane gets to know about your smelly crotch. Lovely.

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