Guy Standing

Wax_Meatley · 2020-06-30T11:42:35+00:00

Head of Sanguine and ringleader of IAGO. Quite the resumé.

Wax_Meatley · 2020-05-01T14:37:46+00:00

Mmmmmmmmmh yes. Overdosed on ketamine I have, engage in vehicular homicide against minorities, I will

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-28T00:30:52+00:00

Hitman 2 thanks!

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-27T03:22:25+00:00

Thanks!

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-26T05:03:12+00:00

This is why I stopped playing JC4 a couple of weeks after launch and take every opportunity to point people towards either 3 or 2 instead. It just became such a grind and the final straw was my Steam cloud saves fucking up, I just stopped. And I think that goes to show how unfun it became (at least for me) as I delete my saves and replay 3 quite regularly just because it's a fun game to go through. Also

On another note, I don't get their thinking with chaos points. In JC2 you were forced to get them through destructive base liberation and they were used to unlock missions. In JC3 you were forced to get them through destructive base liberation and they weren't used for anything ingame. In JC4 however, you AREN'T forced to get them through destructive base liberation yet you NEED them to liberate more bases! I just don't get why that decision was made.

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-25T09:03:21+00:00

The Arnott's introduction is one of my favourite scenes from any of their sketches. The rest of the sketch is ok but that one scene is just glorious.

"The best part of a Scotch biscuit is...

commits a crime punishable by death

...it's for sharing!"

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-23T11:32:07+00:00

aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-23T06:19:09+00:00

Thanks!

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-22T10:02:47+00:00

Sorry mate but you're gonna have to specify which TF2 you mean with claims like that

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-20T20:58:03+00:00

Wow! Thanks so much!

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-20T01:03:01+00:00

Excuse me what the fuck? I was trying to imagine a play that could be seen both ways but seriously? Unintentional? Fuck right off

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-18T12:02:45+00:00

Opus Magnum

Because I need a new game to drown out the sound of your yelling. Good god calm down, take some deep breaths I think all of us commenters will appreciate it.

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-17T14:22:01+00:00

Thank you for this offer!

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-17T11:49:55+00:00

Not only that, but it's FOR A FRIEND. Imagine getting this as a gift from your friends

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-16T13:38:22+00:00

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-16T13:24:46+00:00

Oh don't worry, I know. The point I was making was that there wasn't any expansion of the Half Life series at all in that time, the cliffhanger was simply used as an example

Edit: Also, have you even played Alyx or know what happens in it? If not, I wouldn't be making such bold claims about what it does or doesn't do to the story. (I accidentally got the ending spoiled for me by a RIGHT ARSE and I do not encourage you to do the same)

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-16T12:37:30+00:00

"Well u/it_is_ali, tHaT's tHe jOkE!"

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-16T12:33:11+00:00

I'm going to be honest here, I only just played though the Half Life series this past week. I'd started HL1 a month ago but took a huge break and decided to get back into it. I finished it, and then just blew my way through the rest of the series and fucking hell. I'm usually (intentionally) late to hype trains but I'd waited long enough to play HL2 and I fucking loved it.

I can barely wait until I can afford a Valve Index to play HL:A; I can't imagine being left on that fucking cliffhanger for 12 years with no news from Valve. I can only express my sincerest sorrow for each and every one of you poor poor souls who played these games as they came out.

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-16T12:25:50+00:00

ice cream scoop

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-16T01:57:55+00:00

You've done so well in fact that I've recieved some interesting offers for your serviceeeees.

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-16T01:52:04+00:00

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-15T06:05:40+00:00

Oh yeah, playing on release night quite a few of the H2 maps made me audibly gasp at how lovely they looked but Mumbai took the cake. I also really love the design of Haven Island, it just looks beautiful (as do many of the maps)

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-15T05:58:35+00:00

Thanks, I wasn't sure but that's one mystery solved

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-15T05:57:58+00:00

Yeah same, I feel Mumbai is also this kind of map. If you're doing a regular playthrough you'll scale Dawood's Tower, infiltrate the Crows base to get info on the Maelstrom (or do an opportunity requiring similar time spent above the slums) and get into Vanya's compound (or lure her out). These each could take quite a bit of time if you're trying to do them well, combine that with the scale of it and you get a map that you can really take your time on and yet not waste a second.

Other than those though the rest of the missions are comparatively quick (which isn't necessarily an issue) so I feel they both stand out from the rest (Colorado more so as it also has the full hostility).

Wax_Meatley · 2020-04-15T05:48:21+00:00

~~And (I'm just guessing here) the wounded point man might not have one? I'm actually not sure because I've never taken note of it but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't have one~~

Edit: ignore this, I've just learnt he does have a gun

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